IW Houston FAFO - Axe Throwing!

Listen up, you majestic gremlins of chaos: Veterans & Family Event!

Whether you spent your morning finding inner peace or telling your intrusive thoughts to stand at parade rest — your afternoon belongs to us this Sunday.

We’re talking:
🔥 Axes – for when therapy’s booked out and drywall ain’t cheap
🍕 Pizza – hot, free, and better than your ex’s opinions
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family-friendly – yes, even the tiny feral ones with snack-stained fingers
🧠 Unmedicated group bonding – bring your demons, we’re throwing theirs too

Sundays are for recharging your soul (or your caffeine tolerance) and then launching weapons at wood with precision and suppressed rage. Morning commitments? Cool. Sling guilt early, then sling steel with us after.

We made it late on purpose. You’re welcome.
Sunday June 29th from 1-4
Slinging Axes, Tomball Texas
💸 FREE – because we believe in community, chaos, and capitalism’s brief nap

Come with family. Leave with new veteran friends, bragging rights, full stomachs, and just enough adrenaline to survive Monday.
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