T3 W10 ⭕️: White Lies 🤥
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MIXED NETBALLL!! This years circles are (nearly) over!! I write this with tears in my eyes 🥹, as we prepare for the last circle of term.
And what a classic, we are ending on the grand finale: WHITE LIES!! 🤥🤥
What better way to spend the last night of the year (I’m not buying this Bongos bingo propaganda 👎) than by absolutely SENDING it and filling yourselves to the brim with eliminator!! 🧃 You may want to count it as a blessing in disguise that it’s the last day of term for the sake of your friendships so you can avoid the awkward morning after questions and write the unforgivable 😈. YEP, we are doing what MN do best (deffo not actually playing netball) BUT GOSSIPING AND (light) BULLYING ❤️💙
To make it more clear for those skim reading…
🌀THEME: White Lies 🌀
It literally couldn’t be simpler- wack on a plain white top and bring some permanent markers and imagination- I BEG, it could not be simpler it is next to impossible to fail costume check 😭.
Its been a real struggle thinking of a publishable event page lies sober and tired but here's my best effort to give you some examples (and more importantly fill some space)…
- Captains should prioritise training over circles (#cancel #latetocircleisunforgivable)
- Rachel hates the club
- Maddie has great music taste (officially looking for a resident DJ at training)
- Harry Williams is definitely graduating and leaving (I will eat my shoe if he isn’t working at the duck and/or in POP next year)
- Trad is young (prepping to chant gramps for the last time)
- __ doesn’t commit flat/ club cest (infinite offenders, I don’t have that much space to fill- count your blessings if your face was removed from the photo)
- JT keeps her opinions to myself (I appreciate the honesty x)
- JB is always present in circle (I witnessed her trying to explain the rules to Ricketts, its like she's never attended)
- All grads will not cry at w10 circle (start mentally preparing the hours are counting down)
Cause I’m going marginally delusional, I shall end on chatGPT’s only valid suggestion
“The Truth hurts – so it’s a good thing we’re lying- white not join in?!” (yes so delusional I found this mildly entertaining) SEE YOU THERE!!
🗓️Date: Friday 27th June
🕰️ Time: 7pm for a 7:30 start
👗Theme: White lies (AKA a white t-shirt and pens)
📍Where: Kelseys, Leamington
⛑️Responsible Exec: Saffie
🫵Press: Going
LilTay🧍🏽♂️ & ClassicBecca👩🦲
🌚🌝
And what a classic, we are ending on the grand finale: WHITE LIES!! 🤥🤥
What better way to spend the last night of the year (I’m not buying this Bongos bingo propaganda 👎) than by absolutely SENDING it and filling yourselves to the brim with eliminator!! 🧃 You may want to count it as a blessing in disguise that it’s the last day of term for the sake of your friendships so you can avoid the awkward morning after questions and write the unforgivable 😈. YEP, we are doing what MN do best (deffo not actually playing netball) BUT GOSSIPING AND (light) BULLYING ❤️💙
To make it more clear for those skim reading…
🌀THEME: White Lies 🌀
It literally couldn’t be simpler- wack on a plain white top and bring some permanent markers and imagination- I BEG, it could not be simpler it is next to impossible to fail costume check 😭.
Its been a real struggle thinking of a publishable event page lies sober and tired but here's my best effort to give you some examples (and more importantly fill some space)…
- Captains should prioritise training over circles (#cancel #latetocircleisunforgivable)
- Rachel hates the club
- Maddie has great music taste (officially looking for a resident DJ at training)
- Harry Williams is definitely graduating and leaving (I will eat my shoe if he isn’t working at the duck and/or in POP next year)
- Trad is young (prepping to chant gramps for the last time)
- __ doesn’t commit flat/ club cest (infinite offenders, I don’t have that much space to fill- count your blessings if your face was removed from the photo)
- JT keeps her opinions to myself (I appreciate the honesty x)
- JB is always present in circle (I witnessed her trying to explain the rules to Ricketts, its like she's never attended)
- All grads will not cry at w10 circle (start mentally preparing the hours are counting down)
Cause I’m going marginally delusional, I shall end on chatGPT’s only valid suggestion
“The Truth hurts – so it’s a good thing we’re lying- white not join in?!” (yes so delusional I found this mildly entertaining) SEE YOU THERE!!
🗓️Date: Friday 27th June
🕰️ Time: 7pm for a 7:30 start
👗Theme: White lies (AKA a white t-shirt and pens)
📍Where: Kelseys, Leamington
⛑️Responsible Exec: Saffie
🫵Press: Going
LilTay🧍🏽♂️ & ClassicBecca👩🦲
🌚🌝
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