4x4 Play Day @ AREA 51
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🎙️ "YEEEHAW! Attention all mud-slingin’, gear-grindin’, alien-suspectin’ folk — it’s time for the most high-octane hoedown this side of Roswell!" 🎙️
🔥 It’s 4x4 Play Day @ AREA 51! 🔥
Where the terrain’s smoooooth, the rigs are rowdy, and the only thing more mysterious than them crop circles is how Uncle Earl keeps losin’ his flip-flops in the mud.
📍 Meet at the shop by 3:00 PM — if you’re late, we assume you were abducted.
💵 Just $10 CASH per vehicle (aliens ride free, but only if they bring stickers).
Bring your truck, a 'yoda, a square body something, your cousin’s Jeep, or whatever’s got semi round tires and a questionable exhaust system. (No SXS) We’re talkin’ hill climbs, puddles the size of above-ground pools, and more dirt than a family reunion rumor mill.
👽 Expect:
– "Off-roadin’"
– Shenaniganizin’
– Possibly probin’ (we ain’t sayin’... but we ain’t NOT sayin’...)
– And a whole lotta “Hold my sweet tea and watch this!”
So strap in, hold on, and prepare to yee your last haw — it’s gonna be one heck of a ride.
🎵 4x4 Play Day @ AREA 51 — where the mud’s like silk, the laughs are louder, and the laws of physics are more like suggestions. 🎵
🔥 It’s 4x4 Play Day @ AREA 51! 🔥
Where the terrain’s smoooooth, the rigs are rowdy, and the only thing more mysterious than them crop circles is how Uncle Earl keeps losin’ his flip-flops in the mud.
📍 Meet at the shop by 3:00 PM — if you’re late, we assume you were abducted.
💵 Just $10 CASH per vehicle (aliens ride free, but only if they bring stickers).
Bring your truck, a 'yoda, a square body something, your cousin’s Jeep, or whatever’s got semi round tires and a questionable exhaust system. (No SXS) We’re talkin’ hill climbs, puddles the size of above-ground pools, and more dirt than a family reunion rumor mill.
👽 Expect:
– "Off-roadin’"
– Shenaniganizin’
– Possibly probin’ (we ain’t sayin’... but we ain’t NOT sayin’...)
– And a whole lotta “Hold my sweet tea and watch this!”
So strap in, hold on, and prepare to yee your last haw — it’s gonna be one heck of a ride.
🎵 4x4 Play Day @ AREA 51 — where the mud’s like silk, the laughs are louder, and the laws of physics are more like suggestions. 🎵
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