FREEDUMB UNLEASHED: The 6th Annual Brandoff Bash
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πThe 6th annual Brandoff Fourth of July Bash:
FREEDUMB UNLEASHED π
π July 4, 2025
π 3PM β MIDNIGHT
π The Land of Liberty (AKA The Brandoff Estate)
π¦ Prepare yourselves for the most ridiculously American party ever to grace this nation. We're talking:
π BURGERS β First come, first served, just like the Declaration of Independence. Donβt be late or youβre eating buns with regrets.
π§ DJs β Dropping bass heavy enough to make George Washington dab in his grave.
π₯ FIRE β In multiple forms. Fire pits. Flaming torches. Possibly a fire-breathing eagle (still pending approval).
π DANCERS β Theyβll be spinning, twirling, and freedom-flinging through the night.
π FIREWORKS β Enough explosions to make Michael Bay cry tears of joy.
πΊ COLD BEER β Because nothing says βMerica like beer
πΆ Kids welcome until fireworks conclude. After that, itβs red, white, and boozed.
*Special GARAGE PARKING for MOTORCYCLES*
*No drama, No bullshit, No shoes inside"
πΊπΈ Wear your most ridiculous patriotic gear. Think eagles, flags, Uncle Sam onesies. Bonus points for T-Rex costumes and grill-themed attire.
π¦ Disclaimer: Dinosaurs may or may not be in attendance. This is NOT THE BLOCK PARTY, that is later this summer
FREEDUMB UNLEASHED π
π July 4, 2025
π 3PM β MIDNIGHT
π The Land of Liberty (AKA The Brandoff Estate)
π¦ Prepare yourselves for the most ridiculously American party ever to grace this nation. We're talking:
π BURGERS β First come, first served, just like the Declaration of Independence. Donβt be late or youβre eating buns with regrets.
π§ DJs β Dropping bass heavy enough to make George Washington dab in his grave.
π₯ FIRE β In multiple forms. Fire pits. Flaming torches. Possibly a fire-breathing eagle (still pending approval).
π DANCERS β Theyβll be spinning, twirling, and freedom-flinging through the night.
π FIREWORKS β Enough explosions to make Michael Bay cry tears of joy.
πΊ COLD BEER β Because nothing says βMerica like beer
πΆ Kids welcome until fireworks conclude. After that, itβs red, white, and boozed.
*Special GARAGE PARKING for MOTORCYCLES*
*No drama, No bullshit, No shoes inside"
πΊπΈ Wear your most ridiculous patriotic gear. Think eagles, flags, Uncle Sam onesies. Bonus points for T-Rex costumes and grill-themed attire.
π¦ Disclaimer: Dinosaurs may or may not be in attendance. This is NOT THE BLOCK PARTY, that is later this summer
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