🔱🏰🔱 kingdom quest At GK...The Celestial Trials

🍽️⚔️🌌 THE CELESTIAL TRIALS 🌌⚔️🍽️

Upon the morrow of Saturday, the twelfth day of July, the banners shall rise and the horns shall sound, heralding the dawning of a Kingdom Quest most divine and dire. Gather ye thy fellowship, for six sacred trials await the brave, the bold, and the occasionally bewildered!

🏛 Trial of Strength — The Pillars of Destiny
🏃‍♂️ Trial of Speed & Accuracy — The Temple Run
🌉 Trial of Perseverance — The Bridge of Zion
🐉 Trial of Courage — The Dragon’s Lair
🕺 Trial of Dexterity — The Dance of the Celestial Spheres
📚 Trial of Knowledge — The Altar of the Golden Sage

⚠️ Sign-in opens at the stroke of 11 o’clock!
Let it be known: First come, first to quest!
Teams of four adventurers shall embark, each bearing full class might. Once thy scroll be signed and thy boots on site—thy journey may begin.

🗿 Seven Distinct relics lie in wait… Who shall claim them?

🍔 FEAST!
As sun wanes and hunger rises, partake in a banquet most bounteous:

Hamburgers for carnivores and patties of plants for the gentle of gut
Chips, potato salad, cookies most sweet, and the fruit of summer’s joy—watermelon!
Beverages aplenty: Lemonade, tea, and water to quench a champion's thirst.
Come forth, O brave of heart and quick of foot!
Let glory be thine, and thine belly full!
This is not merely a quest—it is THE CELESTIAL TRIALS!
Fail not to attend, lest history forget thy name!

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