The Great Hermit Crab Dash!
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Attention all crab enthusiasts, speed demons, and lovers of tiny crustacean chaos—IT’S RACE TIME!
Join us at Robinson/Bird Island on June 21, 2025, at 11:00 AM for the most prestigious, high-stakes, and questionably organized sporting event of the season: The Hermit Crab Races!
✨ RULES? There are none.
Well, except:
• Bring your fastest, most determined, and coachable hermit crab (bribes of premium seaweed snacks encouraged).
• No steroids—these crabs must be all natural athletes.
• Spectators welcome! Bet (for fun, obviously) on which crab will scuttle to victory!
🏆 FABULOUS PRIZES AWAIT for the fleetest of foot (or claw). Will your crab take home the glory, or just… sit there awkwardly and refuse to move?
So grab a crab, grab a boat, and grab your sense of adventure. It’s going to be a shell of a time! 🏝️
See you there—unless you’re too shell-shocked to handle the excitement. 😆🐚
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Join us at Robinson/Bird Island on June 21, 2025, at 11:00 AM for the most prestigious, high-stakes, and questionably organized sporting event of the season: The Hermit Crab Races!
✨ RULES? There are none.
Well, except:
• Bring your fastest, most determined, and coachable hermit crab (bribes of premium seaweed snacks encouraged).
• No steroids—these crabs must be all natural athletes.
• Spectators welcome! Bet (for fun, obviously) on which crab will scuttle to victory!
🏆 FABULOUS PRIZES AWAIT for the fleetest of foot (or claw). Will your crab take home the glory, or just… sit there awkwardly and refuse to move?
So grab a crab, grab a boat, and grab your sense of adventure. It’s going to be a shell of a time! 🏝️
See you there—unless you’re too shell-shocked to handle the excitement. 😆🐚
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