Book Hoarders “Support Group”

Book Hoarders Support Group
(We enable, not heal.)

Are your stacks of unread books beginning to qualify as structural support in your home? Do you keep buying more books despite swearing “no more” 37 times this week alone? You’re in the right place.

Join us the last Monday of every month from 6–7pm for a completely unserious support group where we do the opposite of recovery: we SWAP books. That’s right—bring the books you’re willing to part with (no judgment if you take back more than you gave) and meet your fellow book-loving enablers.

What to expect:
• Chaotic book swaps
• Bad influence energy
• Zero accountability
• New additions to your ever-growing hoard

Location: Turn the Page Bookstore
9009 Davison Rd
Davison, MI
Cost: Your last ounce of self-control

Let’s swap stories—and books. Hoarders unite!