Art & The Barfunkels Celebrate National Bald Is Beautiful Day at The Dog Haus Biergarten
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🧴✨ ART & THE BARFUNKELS PRESENT:
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
🌭 Live at the Dog Haus Biergarten
📆 Saturday, Sept. 13 | ⏰ 7–10pm
💥 Come for the music... stay for the glare off Shawn’s scalp!
Join us for a night of smooth grooves, shinier heads, and more bald jokes than your uncle Gary at Thanksgiving. Whether you're bald, balding, buzzed, or just emotionally hairless—we see you. We salute you. And we’re gonna funk you up.
🎸 Live rock that slaps harder than a breeze on a bare head
🌭 Wurst puns and best buns from the Dog Haus
🧴 Complimentary head polish station (BYO towel)
🏆 Prize for “Most Beautiful Bald” — chrome dome crown included
💃 Dance floor slicker than a newly waxed noggin
Hair is temporary. Rock is forever.
Bald is not just a look—it’s a lifestyle!
As always - this is a dog and family friendly outdoor event.
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
🌭 Live at the Dog Haus Biergarten
📆 Saturday, Sept. 13 | ⏰ 7–10pm
💥 Come for the music... stay for the glare off Shawn’s scalp!
Join us for a night of smooth grooves, shinier heads, and more bald jokes than your uncle Gary at Thanksgiving. Whether you're bald, balding, buzzed, or just emotionally hairless—we see you. We salute you. And we’re gonna funk you up.
🎸 Live rock that slaps harder than a breeze on a bare head
🌭 Wurst puns and best buns from the Dog Haus
🧴 Complimentary head polish station (BYO towel)
🏆 Prize for “Most Beautiful Bald” — chrome dome crown included
💃 Dance floor slicker than a newly waxed noggin
Hair is temporary. Rock is forever.
Bald is not just a look—it’s a lifestyle!
As always - this is a dog and family friendly outdoor event.
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