Aunt Marge's .5K w/ Alexa De La Cruz

Join us for Aunt Marge's .5K - a leisurely stroll with snacks and drinks, because who needs a full marathon anyway?

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Aunt Marge's .5K

Aunt Marge's .5K

Get ready for the most epic .5K (yes, that’s just 0.31 miles) hosted by Alexa De La Cruz, with very special guest - everyone's favorite neighborhood aunt—Aunt Marge! Why run a marathon when you can crawl a few feet. Aunt Marge's .5K is a "race" for those who believe running is best done in small doses, like… very small. Participants will receive a carb-loading station (aka donut stand) halfway through the course to refuel, and don’t forget the hydration breaks—at Woody's Sports Bar at the completion of the walk!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Aunt's Marge's .5K comes complete with morning affirmations, top notch stretching, and even a special Zumba warm up from Alexa De La Cruz herself - don't worry, this routine is for all ages and levels!

Whether you're walking, shuffling, or rolling your way across the finish line, expect plenty of Aunt Marge's good-natured commentary like, "Don’t rush, darling, the finish line isn’t going anywhere!” Plus, every finisher gets a medal and a hug from Aunt Marge herself. Prepare to laugh, wobble, and question why anyone would ever run more than 500 meters ever again!

Proceesds from the event benefit Alexa De La Cruz and her bid for Miss Big Thickette and the Turtle Creek Chorale.

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