🎟️ Buy Tickets (before your friends brag they got theirs first)
About the Event:
Three days. One giant field. A 2,000-lb steer named Cheddar greeting strangers like he’s running for office.
Welcome to Cheddar Rock 2026, Robbie Molden's camp-out rock festival on 100 private acres in the Shenandoah Valley.
Perfect for: hippies, bikers, Gen X nostalgia hair band cases, Gen Z forest gremlins, goth weirdos (millennials), 420-friendly humans, and anyone who understands the responsibility of picking up their dog’s shit.
What to Expect:
A brutally honest list of delights, distractions, and questionable decisions:
• 3 days & nights of live music on the big barn stage
• Late-night acoustic fire jams + open-mic takeover (sign up on-site, no talent required but appreciated)
• Headliners (TBA) because suspense is good for the soul
• Food trucks & local vendors (TBA) — we promise they exist
• Vendor Village: merch, Cheddar gear, raffles, prizes, head-shop goods, local artisans, and whatever else appears magically
• Camping under the stars:
◦ Dry camping
◦ Tents, RVs, vans, questionable DIY shacks all welcome - no chainsaws or nail guns please.
◦ Find an oak tree and claim it like a pioneer
• Games & raffles
• Big prizes. Big balls. (interpret as you wish)
• Entry gifts & door prizes because Robbie loves throwing things at people
• Axe throwing? Cornhole? Crochet? We’re not stopping you...wait, no axes but bring your Shield Maidens.
• Hiking trails + absurdly dramatic Virginia sunsets your phone can’t do justice to
• BYOB — just don’t show up with a warm six-pack and call it hospitality
• 420-friendly atmosphere (don’t embarrass yourself)
• Dogs welcome (leashed & friendly)
◦ NO DOG SHIT LEFT BEHIND
◦ Violators will be shamed and escorted out by someone who takes this way too seriously
And of course…
• Cheddar the rescue steer, roaming around like he owns the place (because he does)
• Robbie shredding
• Shoppy, probably asleep in a field somewhere
Tickets & Camping Packages
Drop January 2026
Buy early. Seriously.
Your future self will thank you while everyone else scrambles last-minute.
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