Attention stakeholders! Attendance is compulsory at the first ever
🔧🔩🔨TOOLS DOWN: Joey Lightbulb’s Work Christmas Party. Dec 19🔧🔩🔨
Come along for an all-time boogie knowing there will be no repercussions, no HR, just a full-blown rager.
🔟reasons why this will sell out:
1. @joeylightbulb is doing a FIVE HOUR SET IN THE ROUND ON THE GROUND 9pm-2am. 🤯
2. That means NO PESKY POLES getting in your way (we’re converting them to watercoolers). This is a Boiler Room style event where everyone is a part of the action.💈🚫
3. One-off guest performances from @henrywagons, @killqueenie, @kylieauldist, @sosefuamoli, @cameronadamsoz, @shablington, @guitarzap, Wet Leg Wet Nurses and more to be announced.🫣
4. You’ll hear music from LCD Soundsystem, Peggy Gou, Kylie Minogue, Mau P, Bloc Party, Fennec, Todd Terje, KiNK, Radiohead, Charli XCX, Jaydee, Daphni/Caribou, David Bowie, RONA, Yo Speed, Koze, DJ Assault, Jamie **, The Avalanches, The Presets, Pangaea and Underworld. Funk, disco, rock, house, techno, drum’n’bass, whatever the party requires. 🪩
5. Lightbulb is taking song requests. DM his Instagram or e:
bWlrZXljYWhpbGx2aWJlcyB8IGdtYWlsICEgY29t and shoot your shot.📧
6. Joey SOLD OUT every show on his Winter of Disco Content tour: Barwon Heads Hotel, Boomtown Wines in Castlemaine, Northcote Social Club and The Night Cat. 1700 tickets (!).🎟️
7. This is a CRINGE-FREE ZONE. Haven’t you heard? Cringe is dead. ⚰️
8. There will be no performance review.📈
9. The NO DICKHEADS rule is once again in place. Works in The Sup’, works in The Night Cat, will work here too.🍆🚫
10. This might be the best bit, the dress code. 👔🤵🏼👨💼You can either come as you are, as you were as I want you to be OR (drumroll) you and your squad make up a fake company and attend as business associates/colleagues. Think lanyards, ill-fitting ties, pagers, power suits etc. Because after all is said and done, what are friends but the company you keep?
🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond. Dec 19, 8pm-2am. Early bird tickets $33.60+bf.
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