# Event Details

- **Event Name**: I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival
- **Event Start and End Date**: Mon, 06 Apr, 2026 at 08:15 am – Mon, 06 Apr, 2026 at 09:15 am (+10:00)
- **Event Description**: 'Pitch Perfect in both musical-ability and comedic-timing.' ★★★★ The Age

Comedian Chelsea Heaney is back with her solo show I'M FUNNY I SWEAR at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

This high-energy comedic comp combines stand-up with sketch, burlesque, musicals and a pinch of desperation. From an absurd bath-themed strip tease to Year 5 school projects “the assurance in the title – I’m Funny I Swear – hardly seems necessary; the audience is already laughing” (The Age ★★★★).

Directed by award-winning clown and writer Penny Greenhalgh.

★★★★★ "Exuberent growing comedic talent" Glam Adelaide (Big Pants)

'You’re about to have a new favourite comedian.' Fringefeed ★★★★½ (Big Pants)

WINNER - "Loudest Lady" Club Club Awards 2026

https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/i-m-funny-i-swear/ 

Hey… hey you… come here. Yes you, does it look like I’m talking to someone else? Ok come close so I can whisper. So, the thing is that I’m funny. No like, really funny. I swear. I think it’s maybe because I like musical theatre, or because my obsession with serial killers started at age eight, or perhaps because every morning I try and seduce a hot man in my bathroom tiles. Like there are so many reasons. And, like, it’s not like I care what you think of me, but I will also be dedicating a whole hour, every night, for 14 nights, to listing many of these many reasons. So, like if you don’t believe me, or wanted some proof, you could come along, but I don’t care.
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/melbourne/im-funny-i-swear-chelsea-heaney-melbourne-international-comedy-festival/200029897306957
- **Event Categories**: comedy, Entertainment, Festivals, Art, Theatre, literary-art
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 0

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket URL**: http://facebook.com/200029897306957?utm_source=AllEvents.in&utm_medium=event-discovery-platform&utm_campaign=melbourne-events

## Event venue details

- **city**: Melbourne
- **state**: VI
- **country**: Australia
- **location**: The Motley Satellites
- **lat**: -37.8156
- **long**: 144.9661
- **full address**: The Motley Satellites, Collins234, 234 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia, Melbourne

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival
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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival being held?
  - **A:** I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival takes place on Mon, 06 Apr, 2026 at 08:15 am to Mon, 06 Apr, 2026 at 09:15 am at The Motley Satellites, Collins234, 234 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia, Melbourne.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Melbourne, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If I'm Funny I Swear - Chelsea Heaney Melbourne International Comedy Festival sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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