Vault-Tec Tease, a Fallout Burlesque Show

Vault-Tec Tease
A Fallout Burlesque Show from Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque

The world ended… but the tease survived.

When the sirens blare and the bombs fall, one thing remains: glamour refuses to die. Vault-Tec Tease drops you deep beneath the wasteland and into a fallout shelter where sequins shimmer under flickering fluorescent lights and survival comes with a slow, dangerous reveal.

From retro-futuristic pin-ups and radioactive showgirls to leather-clad raiders and power-armor vixens, Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque reimagines the post-apocalyptic universe with high-style striptease, cinematic storytelling, and just enough nuclear heat to melt steel beams. Think 1950s optimism colliding with dust-covered decadence. Think vintage propaganda meets vault-dweller rebellion. Think end-of-the-world… but make it sexy.

This is not just a show. It’s a shelter party after the apocalypse.

Grab your Nuka-Cola, adjust your Pip-Boy, and prepare for a night of irradiated glamour, tongue-in-cheek satire, and dangerously seductive survival tactics.

Because in the wasteland, the only thing more powerful than nuclear fallout… is a well-timed reveal.

Bring your party! Large and Small party/Date Night tables available!

Tipping is encouraged

21+

2 Drink Minimum

Please arrive on time. Tickets will be held until showtime.