Rat Arsed Knightsbridge & Belgravia Walk

We are off to Belgravia and Knightsbridge and it's time for a royal roasting to all the gentry and their mistresses. We start off at a Belgravia pub (to be advised) and walk round real estate gold with Belgrave Square, Eaton Square and Cadogan place. There will be time to ogle the Christmas windows af Harvey Nics and Harrods before ending in a lovely Knightsbridge boozer for a final one for the road!

Think pub quiz meets, guided walk and carol singing fun!

It's a night to remember and it's perfect christmas party territory - bring pub money cos no one likes someone who forgot their wallet (or left their phone at home)!

History with a Hangover

Forget stiff, fact-heavy walking tours. Rat Arsed Tours is history told with a pint in hand and a raised eyebrow.

I’m not a Blue Badge guide — think of me more like your cheeky, tipsy aunt: sarcastic, sharp-tongued, and with no kind words for kings, queens, PMs, tycoons, or saints. Statues get mocked, myths get mangled, and the rich and powerful get roasted harder than a Sunday joint.

We’ll wander the streets, stop for a drink (or two), and laugh at the people who’ve been laughing at us for centuries.

👉 Bring curiosity. Bring sarcasm. Bring pub money.👉 Leave reverence at home.

History’s never been this funny — or this badly behaved.

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