# Event Details - **Event Name**: Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 11 Apr, 2026 at 06:30 pm – Sat, 11 Apr, 2026 at 08:30 pm (+01:00) - **Event Description**: A night of real stand-up comedy from the "Fake European”. Dima is one of Europe’s most exciting rising comedians to see live.About this Event🎭 Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.“Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian“Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews“Did you write it yourself?” — Dima's mom😂 Expect spicy jokes and ridiculous life stories about becoming German, online dating, mindfulness, interracial relationships, and other significant subjects. No topic is off-limits or too soon.This show will exceed your expectations.💸 Tickets:Online: from 10 EURDoors: 20 EURXafarix Bar, Lisbon🚪 Doors: 6:30 PM⏰ Showtime: 7:00 PM🗣️ Language: Englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0e7e-ls64⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Audience Reviews from Instagram :"Very very funny! Highly recommended! I haven't laughed like this in a long time." © Sasha"Dima is fantastic and he created a great atmosphere, it felt intimate, like we were amongst friends who knew each other already, so we could afford to laugh about more taboo topics." © Sebastian"When we saw that only the front row seats were left, I knew we were in trouble 😀 but I’m so happy we ended up exactly there because Dima’s interaction with the public is fire." © Luminita🇺🇦🍉 Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 9 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.Dima has performed in more than 30 countries, including renowned locations such as the Gotham Comedy Club in New York, the Comedy Store London, and Edinburgh Fringe Festival.Living in three different countries and visiting over forty, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.www.dimawatermelon.com - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/lisboa/fake-european-english-stand-up-comedy-in-lisbon/100001983017066427 - **Event Categories**: comedy, entertainment, festivals, storytelling - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 11.54, max: 16.82, currency: EUR ## Event venue details - **city**: Lisboa - **state**: LI - **country**: Portugal - **location**: Xafarix Bar - **lat**: 38.708941 - **long**: -9.153637 - **full address**: Xafarix Bar, 69 Avenida Dom Carlos I, Lisboa, Portugal ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events5/banners/61d525d35e7e48ce36266e7746c6ce6023d97bb5ca9e01abdfcf2910af8a5d14-rimg-w1200-h600-dc181815-gmir.jpg?v=1770979538 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon being held? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon takes place on Sat, 11 Apr, 2026 at 06:30 pm to Sat, 11 Apr, 2026 at 08:30 pm at Xafarix Bar, 69 Avenida Dom Carlos I, Lisboa, Portugal. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon? - **A:** Ticket prices for Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon range from EUR 12 to EUR 17 depending on the ticket type. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityRegular TicketEUR 17 + EUR 2 feeAvailableGroup Ticket (4+ people)EUR 14 + EUR 2 feeAvailableStudent Ticket (ID required)EUR 12 + EUR 2 feeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon is organized by Dima Arbooze. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Lisbon is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Lisboa, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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