Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
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🌍🔥 END OF THE WORLD CAMP WEEKEND🔥🌍
FRIDAY — Arrival Day
Night Theme: “Rave New World” 💀⚡🌈
1:00–8:00 PM | Arrival + Camp Setup (Gate Closes at 8pm)
• Check in, claim your spot, set up tents
3:00 PM | Kegs Tapped
• Meet your neighbors, vibe check, raise a cup
4:00–6:00 PM | Bar at the End of the World
• Curated cocktails • Weekend officially launched
6:00–7:30 PM | The Last Supper
• Classic Camp Burgers and all the fixin’s 🍔🔥
8:30PM–10:00 PM | Starlight Trail 🥃
•“Don’t die before the party starts” energy
10:00PM | Glow-Up + RAVE NEW WORLD
•Music + dancing under the stars at the main stage
•Think “The Matrix”: LEDs, glitter, goggles, doomsday looks encouraged
10:45 PM | Naked Trail meet & MIDNIGHT Start
• A no-holds-barred victory lap of confidence, comedy, & glory.
Mr & Ms Nude Texas Interhash IMMEDIATELY AFTER
SATURDAY — Full Adventure Day
Day Theme: “Rise of the Dead” 🧟♀️⚰️
9:00–11:00 AM | Registration + Brunch: The Reanimation Meal + Mimosas 🌯🥂
• Breakfast burritos, Coffee, hydration “back from the dead” recovery
• Think “Day of the Dead”: Zombies, Skeletons, Dia de los Muertos
8:00 AM-12:00 PM | Merch/Haberdash Sales
11:00AM | Morning BallBuster 10? miles
12:00 PM – 2:00 PM | 🏆🍻 THE OLYMPDICS: Trials of the Waste Land
• Teams will compete in a series of drinking game challenges for glory, bragging rights, & PRIZES.
• “Beyond Thunderdome” ultimate chaos, teamwork, & legendary performances.
2:00 PM | Shiggy Trail 5-6 miles
2:30 PM | Short Trail 1-3 miles
2:45 PM | Zippy Trail- “Feed the Four-Legged Survivors” 🦙🌿
• Group walk/meet-up to the llama area, Feed + photos
5:00 PM | Circle Up
6:30–8:00 PM| Dinner: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!
• Big Fish Fry meal before the night goes interplanetary
Night Theme: “Mars Attacks” 👽🚀💥
8:30 PM | Camp Skits: “Broadcast from the End Times” 🎭📺
• Think “War of the Worlds”-Metallic fits, space helmets, green face paint, sci-fi chaos
• Short skits, dumb bits, hot bits!
Mr & Ms Texas Interhash Pageant IMMEDIATELY AFTER 🏆🔥
Mr & Ms Nude Texas Interhash Victory Lap
• Late-night snack station 🌙🍕
Then we crank the speakers and dance like society already collapsed (because it did). 🌎💥🕺
SUNDAY — Closing Day
Theme Morning: “Return to the Wild” 🌿🐾🔥
8:00–11:00 AM | Brunch: Animal Onesie Party
• Pastries, Donuts, Coffee, fruit, comfort food, hydration, beer. Bring your snacks to share
• Wear your animal onesies, think sleepover vibes
A very special guest will join our Easter Sunday Brunch!
8:00–11:00 AM | Merch & Haberdash Sales
10:00 AM | Easter Beer Hunt
10:00– AM | GM Meeting
Before 3:00 PM | Pack Down + Leave
• Clean your area, trash sweep, lost & found
• Hugs, goodbye shots (water shots encouraged), safe travels ✨You survived the end of the world. Congrats. 😈🌎✨
--times subject to change depending on weather and other shit--
Camping Details:
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Available camping spots, BYOE, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who pull out early. Please be respectful
No swimming on site.
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Schedule of Events
Coming soon - We are getting our shit together - Promise
Important Info:
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
***Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
About Llama Land Ranch:
Llama Land Ranch offers a truly unique camping experience where friendly llamas roam freely among guests. Alongside llamas, you may encounter cats, dogs, wild boars, and other wildlife on this family-owned property, established in 1987. The land features:
A live creek running along the property line (approx. 50 ft. deep).
Mowed pastures and beautiful open spaces for camping.
Some rough and untamed terrain — bring machetes and a compass if you plan to explore!
A secluded, peaceful location that’s still just a short drive from local conveniences.
Whether you’re there for the trails, the theme, or the llamas, you’ll find this land full of surprises, stories, and Texas spirit.
Safety & Conduct:
This is a self-responsibility event. This goes without saying, or it should, but here goes: Bad behavior, fighting, weapons, or illegal drugs will not be tolerated.
Anyone violating these rules will be removed from the event without refund.
Minor first aid will be available, but serious emergencies will require calling 911 at your expense. See no fucking fire jumping above.
TXIH2026 and Llama Land Ranch are not responsible for injuries, vehicle damage, or recovery costs incurred during the event.
If you do bring illegal drugs, keep them to yourself. See, be respectful above.
See you at the End of the World!
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