ANYTHING BUT AN AXE TOURNAMENT!
…because the owner said we weren’t doing any more tournaments this year, and that was clearly a lie.
The most chaotic, low-key, high-vibe competition of the year! We’re closing out the year with a tournament where you can throw anything that isn’t an axe. (Within reason. Your judge will determine if it’s safe enough to use. Not sure? Bring your objects in early!) premier box items will be up for grabs as well!
(When we say anything but an axe, we mean it. Throwing stars? Yep. Darts? Sure. Butter knives? Meat cleavers? Random pointy kitchen utensils you probably shouldn’t admit you own? All fair game. If it’s throwable and not an axe, bring it and let chaos decide your destiny.)
Sunday, December 7
Practice throws: 3:30 PM
Tournament starts: 4:30 PM
Double elimination!
$30 per person.
$10 from every entry goes directly into the prize pool.
The more people who join → the bigger the prize. The prize pool grows with participation. So bring your friends, your coworkers, that guy who always says “I could do that” whenever he watches you throw.
🎁 Potluck!
Not required, but highly encouraged!
Bring your favorite snack, dessert, dip, or the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. We’re here to throw things and eat things—not necessarily in that order.
👕 Dress Code
Ugly. Sweater. Required. Or else…
The uglier, the better. We want glitter, blinking lights, stuffed reindeer, strange textures—make that sweater as offensively festive as possible. You’re in good company.
This is a fun, silly, stress-free day to hang out, throw unconventional objects, and enjoy good food with good people. Expect laughs, weird throws, and a very non-serious competition atmosphere.
RSVP, grab your ugliest sweater, choose your questionable throwable, and get ready to embrace the chaos at the ANYTHING BUT AN AXE Tournament!
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