# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 11 Jul, 2026 at 08:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna

Too short to play football.
Too short to play Hamlet.
It helps to be funny.

New stories and old from master Texas storyteller Jaston Williams including the worlds angriest theatre director, the waiter who was scared of Champagne and the danger involved when trying to take the car keys away from a blind woman.

When short people fight back every blow is a low blow.

? Beware of Short Texans 
⏰ July 11 (Saturday) 3 & 8 PM  
? Grand 1894 Opera House, 2020 Postoffice Str, Galveston TX
 ?️ www.tickets.thegrand.com
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/galveston/beware-of-short-texans-starring-jaston-williams-of-greater-tuna/200030097624546
- **Event Categories**: sports, art, theatre, football
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 14

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Galveston
- **state**: TX
- **country**: United States
- **location**: 2020 Post Office St, Galveston, TX, United States, Texas 77550
- **lat**: 29.30543
- **long**: -94.79088
- **full address**: 2020 Post Office St, Galveston, TX, United States, Texas 77550

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna
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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna being held?
  - **A:** Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna takes place on Sat, 11 Jul, 2026 at 08:00 pm to Sat, 11 Jul, 2026 at 08:00 pm at 2020 Post Office St, Galveston, TX, United States, Texas 77550.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna?
  - **A:** Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna is organized by The Grand 1894 Opera House.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Galveston, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If Beware of Short Texans - Starring Jaston Williams of Greater Tuna sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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