Some of you may remember the legendary chaos from last time Loki demanded Yule festivities in their honor.
Well Loki has returned with promises to fix the timeline and make 2026 a year of rebellion, retribution, and reconciliation if their demands are met.
If not, they have threatened deepening despair, despotism, and disappointment.
There are six rules that must be followed during the festivities.
1. No talk of business or politics is allowed.
2. A jug or container holding at least 5 liters of wine, mead, or ale must be provided. Once picked up at least two people must be holding it at all times until it is empty. If anyone abandons The jug or leaves one person holding it by themselves, that person is cursed with bad luck in bed for a year. All contents must be consumed before the jug can be put down. None of it can be spilled or disposed of in any other way.
3. Those who will not be drinking should come dressed in green and will be the high priests and the high priestesses of the event. They will be given reeds that they can use to whip people with. Any reasonable demand that does not violate anybody's personal moral code must be complied with or else the high priest or priestess can spank or whip the individual in question.
4. The first person to get sick earns the sash of shame. By default, they automatically lose any argument with anybody who was in attendance at the party for the next year.
5. No cups will be provided. Everybody has to bring their own cup. If your cup is spilled, or if you misplace where you set your cup down, then you are cut off for the night.
6. Everyone has to dance.
location is TBD at this time with a tentative date of Friday December 19th.
I will be providing the five plus liters of my mulled wine that I make.
Loki demands big crowds so please pass this along and invite everybody who can be trusted to behave in this environment.
Please also be sure to pass this along to any influencers or promoters that could help in making this celebration big enough to appease the god of mischief.
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