Hey everyone,
By the time Thanksgiving dinner ends, your house looks like a battlefield made of gravy and broken dreams.
The turkey’s been dissected like a high-school science project, someone “accidentally” fed the dog half the stuffing, and three relatives are arguing about who sabotaged the sweet potatoes.
This is your cue to flee the scene.
Lumberjaxe is OPEN Thanksgiving from 5 PM to 9-ish
(We close when everyone looks too full to stand up straight. Scientific system.)
And when you get here?
Oh buddy… we’ve got toys.
We’ve got 13 pinball machines — that’s right, thirteen, because we believe in excess.
We’ve got Mario Kart so you can legally destroy your friends without actually throwing them.
We’ve got a pool table for pretending your life is together.
We’ve got prize machines so you can win something your kid will instantly lose under the car seat.
AND we’ve got axes, the original stress reliever since caveman times.
Show up if you:
Need to escape your family before someone brings out the board games
Want to burn off the 9 pounds of mashed potatoes in your bloodstream
Are hiding from doing dishes
Need an excuse to leave the house that isn’t “the cat looked at me funny”
Just want pure, chaotic FUN
So waddle your post-turkey self to Lumberjaxe.
Laugh. Throw stuff. Smash buttons. Win dumb prizes. Lose at Mario Kart. Blame the controller.
We don’t judge.
See you Thanksgiving night — where the carbs are heavy but the vibes are immaculate. 🦃🔥🪓
— The Lumberjaxe Crew
