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Auditions for Aaron Posner's Stupid F##king Bird

Dionysus Theatre Company

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Mon, 08 Dec, 2025 at 06:00 pm

90 elm street, Enfield, CT

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Mon, 08 Dec, 2025 at 06:00 pm (EST)

90 elm street

90 Elm St, Enfield, CT 06082-3720, United States

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Auditions for Aaron Posner's Stupid F##king Bird
Audition Notice for Dionysus Theatre Company's
Stupid F##king Bird by Aaron Posner
Directed by Gabbi Mendelsohn

When: Monday and Tuesday, December 8th/9th 6pm-8pm

Where: Enfield Square Mall
90 Elm St, Enfield
Park by the Gamestop entrance


Casting for the following roles:


Conrad: male, age 20s-30s
Fierce and fiery young author, poet, performance creator. In love with Nina.
Emma: female, age 40s-50s
Conrad’s mother, a very famous actress of stage and screen.
Doyle Trigorin: male, age 30s-50s
Famous author, very popular. Emma’s lover.
Nina: female, age 20s-30s
Aspiring actress. Emma and Conrad’s neighbor. Beloved of Conrad.
Dev: male, age 20s-30s
Conrad’s best childhood friend. Totally in love with Mash.
Mash: female, age 20s-30s
Conrad’s cousin. In love with Conrad.


About the play

This is a modern, funny, smart and emotional update of Chekhov's The Seagull.


Synopsis
Kind, hopeful Dev suffers from an unrequited love for Mash, who composes cleverly despairing songs on the ukulele. Mash is desperately in love with Con, a passionate playwright who is deeply in love with Nina, his beautiful, vibrant muse, and childhood friend. Nina seems to love him back, until she becomes entranced by Trig, a literary star who happens to be dating Con’s mother Emma, a successful actress who is hopelessly commercial, in the eyes of her son. With a dead bird, a gun, and a little help from the audience, Con might be able to win Nina’s heart again… or at least feed his own tentative, morbid creativity. In this edgy, funny, and compassionate reboot of Anton Chekhov’s famous The Seagull, Aaron Posner has created a strong, energetic ensemble piece, a hilarious and moving meditation on love, art, life, and the world we live in.

Rehearsals will be three days a week beginning Monday, January 12th from 6pm-9
Show dates are March 13th through March 29th, Friday and Saturdays 7pm and Sundays at 2pm.

The audition will consist of cold readings from the play. If you have any questions please email us.
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Auditions for Aaron Posner's Stupid F##king Bird, 8 December | Event in Enfield | AllEvents
Auditions for Aaron Posner's Stupid F##king Bird
Mon, 08 Dec, 2025 at 06:00 pm