OPERATION JUKE TAKEOVER 🚨🔥
January 3rd, 2026
Doors @ 7 | Sonic Mayhem @ 8-ish
21+ | No cover because we love you
ATTENTION CITIZENS:
The Gleeful Conspiracy is returning to The Juke for the FOURTH time, which officially makes this a pattern. Scientists are concerned. We are not.
Prepare yourself for a night of hyper-funky grooves, dance-inducing sonic spells, and energetic chaos that cannot legally be classified as “normal live music.”
Why attend? Because:
🛋️ The couches are so comfy they might as well be emotional support furniture
🍹 The drinks slap harder than your 2025 resolutions will
🍿 WE are bringing the snacks because we care about your dance-fueled hunger
🏆 And The Juke is, objectively, The Best Venue in the Known Universe™
Side effects may include:
– Spontaneous dancing
– Uncontrolled joy
– A deep spiritual connection to the bassline
– Making at least one new friend named “Gary” even if nobody there is named Gary
So assemble your squad, hydrate, stretch your hip flexors, and prepare to enter The Funk Vortex.
We’ll be waiting. Probably already dancing. Maybe upside down.
🎉 JAN 3RD. THE JUKE. LET’S GET WEIRD. 🎉
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