# Event Details - **Event Name**: The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 12:00 pm – Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 02:00 pm (-04:00) - **Event Description**: This Rumbullion education series continues with Tonga Tim's lifelong campaign against Vodka.About this EventRumbullion! The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit.For literally years, Tonga Tim endured many a joking comment to the effect of "when are you going to do a vodka class?", knowing his utter disdain for the spirit. Well, he has finally called your bluff. Behold the brand new curriculum: "The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit."No sponsors. No censorship. No mercy. No refunds.While this seminar will give you some brief history and background about how a colorless, tasteless and odorless spirit came to be, it will really be a catharsis for your intrepid spirits professor. It will be a profanity-ridden rant against the dumbest high proof spirit to ever poison our planet. You will learn what a curse this spirit is to bartenders and an unwitting public alike. And we will tear down every gimmick and hornswoggle that the vodka industry has ever pulled.Not to be a complete railroading session, Tim will also shine a light on the sliver of good spirits that have risen from the shameful pandemic of the vodka category. He will also demonstrate how you can take this plain ethanol and turn it into something useful. Believe it or not, the class will be bookmarked with two tropical cocktails based on spirits that began as pointless %$#@&*ing vodka.If you even remotely like vodka, attend at the risk of shattering your brittle complacency for this spirit. If you don't like vodka, imagine this as a support group with cocktails.Each ticket to this brand new class includes two cocktails, a reserved seat, access to the recipes, and tastings.** This class doesn't reflect the opinions of Tiki Underground or its crew, but we acknowledge it's a damn interesting perspective** - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/cuyahoga-falls/the-blight-that-is-vodka-the-legacy-of-a-pointless-spirit-by-tonga-tim/100001986044503573 - **Event Categories**: workshops, nonprofit - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 39.17, max: 126.69, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Cuyahoga Falls - **state**: OH - **country**: United States - **location**: 1832 Front St - **lat**: 41.1305179 - **long**: -81.484128 - **full address**: 1832 Front St, 1832 Front Street, Cuyahoga Falls, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events1/banners/38661b451623b73f0ccf422bcf915ae6de6260a0112ad8d15c66df6e9d75446d-rimg-w602-h621-dc191917-gmir.jpg?v=1774584123 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim being held? - **A:** The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim takes place on Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 12:00 pm to Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 02:00 pm at 1832 Front St, 1832 Front Street, Cuyahoga Falls, United States. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim? - **A:** Ticket prices for The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim range from USD 39 to USD 127 depending on the ticket type. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityGeneral AdmissionUSD 53 + USD 5 feeAvailableTonga Tim's Cocktail Book No Beard...USD 39 + USD 4 feeAvailableTonga Tim's Cocktail Book No Pants RequiredUSD 39 + USD 4 feeAvailableTonga Tim Tiki Mug by Eekum BookumUSD 127 + USD 10 feeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim? - **A:** The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim is organized by Tiki Underground. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** The Blight that is Vodka: The Legacy of a Pointless Spirit by Tonga Tim is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Cuyahoga Falls, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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