# Event Details - **Event Name**: Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 01:30 pm (+01:00) - **Event Description**: Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) Share this show Dates 5 Sep 2026 Venues: Colchester Arts Centre Categories: FAMILY Tickets £7 / £6 concessions. Family Ticket £22 (admits 4 - at least one of whom must be a child) Doors open 1.30pm, starts 2pm. This show is for a seated audience. For families and kids of all ages. Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show! A lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers panto stuffed with songs, silliness and surprises – for all ages and families. Kid Carpet doesn’t care for panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on. Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprises. Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for ages children, families, party monsters, and fans of noisy nonsense. From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday, Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more! Jack & The Beanstalk by Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals. Director - Chris Collier Dramaturg - Stephanie Kempson Designer - Natalie Otto Illustration - Hannah Broadway Photography - Stan Patrick - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/colchester/kid-carpet-and-the-noisy-animals-jack-and-the-beanstalk-sort-of/200030536689339 - **Event Categories**: art, kids, music, theatre, entertainment, workshops, parties, holiday - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 6 ## Ticket Details ## Event venue details - **city**: Colchester - **state**: EN - **country**: United Kingdom - **location**: Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom - **lat**: 51.88889 - **long**: 0.89533 - **full address**: Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom, Tina Alfheim Makeupartistry, Colchester, CO1 1NF, United Kingdom ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events4/banners/788c9e10f3133d0edceea4f68847860b38ad32a2c3964705dcd766a3c146e5f9-rimg-w740-h1040-dc6878b8-gmir?v=1788194090 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) being held? - **A:** Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) takes place on Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 01:30 pm to Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 01:30 pm at Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom, Tina Alfheim Makeupartistry, Colchester, CO1 1NF, United Kingdom. - **Q**: Who is organizing Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of)? - **A:** Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) is organized by Colchester Arts Centre. - **Q**: What has been the experience of attendees at Colchester Arts Centre's events? - **A:** Attendees have given Colchester Arts Centre a rating of 3/5 based on reviews from early attendees on AllEvents. Colchester Arts Centre has a verified profile on AllEvents where you can read reviews and explore their upcoming events. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals: Jack & The Beanstalk (Sort Of) is ideal for music lovers, fans of all genres, and anyone who wants to celebrate the power of music - from intimate gigs and live sessions to festivals and cultural performances. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Colchester, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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