Too Woke For Toast and Friends at Space Academy

Are you plagued by existential dread? Do you wake up every morning unsure whether you’re having a moral crisis or just really craving carbs? Have you ever watched toast land butter-side down and thought, “Yes. Of course. The universe hates me personally.” Well you are not alone...

Welcome to the psychic landscape of Too Woke For Toast, a five-piece indie-pop band who have spent the last five years spiralling gracefully into the void (and dancing in and out of periods of unemployment) - and are now planning on turning it into an EP! Their songs are so dangerously catchy they’ve been described as a “mind virus,” “psychological contagion,” and “why is this stuck in my head at 3 a.m.?” by thought leaders such as Elon Musk and your one cousin who posts exclusively in all caps under AI-slop rage bait on Facebook.

If you need a soundtrack for your internal monologue on love, doom, and the slow, grinding collapse your mental health in late-stage capitalism - or even if you simply want to dance - please attend. They will be joined by friends Big John’s House and Secret Admirer, who have promised (threatened?) to bring “vibes.”

Come for the grooves, stay for the existential clarity, leave with a renewed suspicion of breakfast foods

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