# Event Details - **Event Name**: KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid - **Event Start and End Date**: Sun, 06 Sep, 2026 at 07:30 pm – Sun, 06 Sep, 2026 at 09:30 pm (-05:00) - **Event Description**: Chicago’s dumbest clown show comes to The Newport Theater.About this EventKiSS (Keep It Stupid, Stupid) is a comedy show like nothing you've ever seen before. Featuring the incredibly talented Miss Make Believe, hosted by the incomparable Christian Mitchell, with a special live-scored silent clown duo performance by John Hoffman and KiSS Founder Sam Erwin, and peppered with professional idiots, KiSS is a celebration of the dumbest parts of all of us. Prepare to have your mind turned to string, and expect the unexpected from the stupidest people you've ever met in this hour-and-a-half ride you'll never forget.more info on our instagram @keepitstupidstupid !!Please be advised:The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email newporttheater@gmail.comin advance of your arrival to coordinate entry and sign a waiver (required by our landlord).There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/chicago/kiss-keep-it-stupid-stupid/100001998164630198 - **Event Categories**: comedy, art, theatre - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 - **Event Highlights**: - door_time: 2026-09-07T00:00:00Z - Duration: 2 hours - Location: The Newport Theater - Languages: English ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 12.51, max: 28.52, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Chicago - **state**: IL - **country**: United States - **location**: The Newport Theater - **lat**: 41.9445539 - **long**: -87.65390359999998 - **full address**: The Newport Theater, 956 West Newport Avenue, Chicago, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events6/banners/c8316a15f2a4008a2a17c3fb76045d24b9f57ffff75c27020159e49fd25facfa-rimg-w938-h469-dc080808-gmir.jpg?v=1787953631 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid being held? - **A:** KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid takes place on Sun, 06 Sep, 2026 at 07:30 pm to Sun, 06 Sep, 2026 at 09:30 pm at The Newport Theater, 956 West Newport Avenue, Chicago, United States. - **Q**: Who is organizing KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid? - **A:** KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid is organized by The Newport Theater. - **Q**: What has been the experience of attendees at The Newport Theater's events? - **A:** Attendees have given The Newport Theater a rating of 1/5 based on reviews from early attendees on AllEvents. The Newport Theater has a verified profile on AllEvents where you can read reviews and explore their upcoming events. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** KiSS: Keep it Stupid, Stupid is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Chicago, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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