# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher)
- **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 05 Dec, 2025 at 07:00 pm – Sat, 13 Dec, 2025 at 11:00 pm
- **Event Description**: A One-Woman Cabaret starring Miriam Plotkin.About this EventMiriam Plotkin presents her one-woman show Anxiety Tonight! (Pigtails are Kosher) just in time for the holidays! This Jewish themed parody song filled extravaganza will have you laughing so hard you will forget that the world is ending! Inspired by Allan Sherman, Miriam returns for her 14th year with new material, old favorites and a new venue to boot! It's just what the doctor ordered, so get ready to laugh your Oy off!Please be advised:The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email newporttheater@gmail.comin advance of your arrival to coordinate entry and sign a waiver (required by our landlord).There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/chicago/anxiety-tonight-pigtails-are-kosher/100001772566446959
- **Event Categories**: art, theatre, holiday
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 0

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket Price Range**: min: 33.85, max: 33.85, currency: USD

## Event venue details

- **city**: Chicago
- **state**: IL
- **country**: United States
- **location**: The Newport Theater
- **lat**: 41.9445539
- **long**: -87.65390359999998
- **full address**: The Newport Theater, 956 West Newport Avenue, Chicago, United States

## Event gallery

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher) being held?
  - **A:** Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher) takes place on Fri, 05 Dec, 2025 at 07:00 pm to Sat, 13 Dec, 2025 at 11:00 pm at The Newport Theater, 956 West Newport Avenue, Chicago, United States.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher)?
  - **A:** Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher) is organized by The Newport Theater.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher) is ideal for art lovers, collectors, creatives, and anyone inspired by visual arts, installations, and exhibitions. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Chicago, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If Anxiety Tonight (Pigtails are Kosher) sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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