

# Event Details

- **Event Name**: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Chester Playhouse Movies
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sun, 08 Mar, 2026 at 02:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Rose Byrne has been nominated for a Best Actress Oscar for her harrowing performance as a mother faced with escalating anxieties and pressures looking after a sick daughter while dealing with a home that’s literally caving in, in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.

Synopsis:
For Linda (Rose Byrne), being a working wife and mother in Montauk is not a life of serenity and joy but stress and anxiety. Her daughter is suffering from an unknown disease and is hooked up to a constantly beeping medical device. Her husband is away at sea working and unable to alleviate the crippling pressure weighing on her every minute. Tensions escalate when a hole in the ceiling bursts, a problematic event that metaphorically sums up the immense strain she’s under.

Then there are the patients where she works as a counsellor at the Center for Psychological Arts and Mom Talk, and an aloof contractor not providing much help at the house. The repairs send Linda and her daughter to a motel where a calm, supportive superintendent (A$AP Rocky, very good) offers space to breathe. But Linda’s mental health continues to spiral, the stresses of her life accumulating.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, with Byrne’s performance receiving universal acclaim, with numerous film festival awards and a Golden Globe Award, alongside a nomination for a Critics’ Choice Award for Best Actress.  The film is rated 91% fresh on rottentomatoes.com, with critics saying: 

“Bronstein puts you on an unnerving and slightly mystifying rollercoaster ride which has you gasping for air, but she has certainly served Byrne well. It’s the role of a lifetime and Byrne embraces it with everything she’s got.” – Sandra Hall, The Sydney Morning Herald

Don’t miss a breathtaking performance that is the talk of awards season with If I Had Legs I’d Kick You!

Watch the trailer: https://youtu.be/ywFDoT7LBbQ

TICKETS:
Sunday, March 8th
2:00 PM

Adults – $17.00 ($12.28 + tax &amp; $3 Building Reserve Fee)
Youth (4-19) – $9.00 ($5.26 + tax &amp; $3 Building Reserve Fee)
$10 Community Tickets – use code 10FOR10 (limit of 10 available per performance)

General Admission

Rating: R
Genre: Thriller/Mystery, Comedy, Drama
Run Time: 1 hr 53min

Admission includes a bag of complimentary popcorn.

The Chester Playhouse is wheelchair accessible. Please call the Box Office at (902) 275-3933 to arrange accessible seating.

Babes in arms &amp; children under 4 are not permitted in the theatre.

https://purchase.chesterplayhouse.ca/ChooseSeats/19401
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/chester/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you-chester-playhouse-movies/200029691300811
- **Event Categories**: entertainment, art, theatre, festivals, comedy, performances, health-wellness, mental-health
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 0

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Chester
- **state**: NS
- **country**: Canada
- **location**: 22 Pleasant St., Chester, NS, Canada, Nova Scotia B0J 1J0
- **lat**: 44.53839
- **long**: -64.24077
- **full address**: 22 Pleasant St., Chester, NS, Canada, Nova Scotia B0J 1J0

## Event gallery

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Chester Playhouse Movies being held?
  - **A:** If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Chester Playhouse Movies takes place on Sun, 08 Mar, 2026 at 02:00 pm to Sun, 08 Mar, 2026 at 02:00 pm at 22 Pleasant St., Chester, NS, Canada, Nova Scotia B0J 1J0.
- **Q**: Who is organizing If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Chester Playhouse Movies?
  - **A:** If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Chester Playhouse Movies is organized by Chester Playhouse Theatre.

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