# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- **Event Start and End Date**: Wed, 28 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Chatham Capitol Theatre
Doors open at 6:30 pm | Showtime at 7:00 pm
Admission $7 at the door or flash your pass
Concessions available – popcorn, drinks, and treats

What happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp, offbeat comedy about resilience, revenge, and the art of standing tall even when you can’t.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

At its heart, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could, they take on bullies, bureaucracy, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in.

This isn’t just a film it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry.

Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Psychological Drama  
Run time: 1 h 53 min
Stars: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/chatham/movie-night-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/200029356931450
- **Event Categories**: entertainment, art, theatre, comedy, performances
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 17

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Chatham
- **state**: ON
- **country**: Canada
- **location**: Chatham Capitol Theatre
- **lat**: 42.4048996
- **long**: -82.1886368
- **full address**: Chatham Capitol Theatre, 238 King St. W.,Chatham, Ontario, Canada

## Event gallery

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You being held?
  - **A:** Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You takes place on Wed, 28 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Wed, 28 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm at Chatham Capitol Theatre, 238 King St. W.,Chatham, Ontario, Canada.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
  - **A:** Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is organized by Chatham Capitol Theatre.
- **Q**: What has been the experience of attendees at Chatham Capitol Theatre's events?
  - **A:** Chatham Capitol Theatre has 163+ followers on AllEvents, reflecting a trusted and active community of event-goers who follow their events. Chatham Capitol Theatre has a verified profile on AllEvents where you can read reviews and explore their upcoming events.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Chatham, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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