

# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- **Event Start and End Date**: Wed, 28 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Chatham Capitol Theatre
Doors open at 6:30 pm | Showtime at 7:00 pm
Admission $7 at the door or flash your pass
Concessions available – popcorn, drinks, and treats

What happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp, offbeat comedy about resilience, revenge, and the art of standing tall even when you can’t.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

At its heart, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could, they take on bullies, bureaucracy, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in.

This isn’t just a film it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry.

Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Psychological Drama  
Run time: 1 h 53 min
Stars: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/chatham/movie-night-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/200029356931450
- **Event Categories**: entertainment, art, theatre, comedy, performances
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 17

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket URL**: https://www.cktheatres.ca/event/movie-night-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/?utm_source=AllEvents.in&utm_medium=event-discovery-platform&utm_campaign=chatham-events

## Event venue details

- **city**: Chatham
- **state**: ON
- **country**: Canada
- **location**: Chatham Capitol Theatre
- **lat**: 42.4048996
- **long**: -82.1886368
- **full address**: Chatham Capitol Theatre, 238 King St. W.,Chatham, Ontario, Canada

## Event Organizer details

- **affiliate_id**: 2
- **organizer**: Chatham Capitol Theatre (https://allevents.in/org/chatham-capitol-theatre/20305604)

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: banner
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- **Alt text**: thumbnail
  - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events9/banners/0ed0bacc6efef9ca33766fd0dfcfa787c6089f4026b890bc4d9d92944bc366ec-rimg-w300-h300-dc050407-gmir?v=1769425026

## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Wed, 28 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** Chatham Capitol Theatre, 238 King St. W.,Chatham, Ontario, Canada
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** Chatham Capitol Theatre
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** entertainment, art, theatre, comedy, performances
- **Q**: Where can I find ticket details about Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You ?
  - **A:** You can find ticket details about this event on AllEvents.

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