# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Split Ends
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 07:00 pm (+01:00)
- **Event Description**: I LOVE YOU BUT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CUT MY HAIR.

Critically acclaimed tragi-comedy, Split Ends transferring from Brighton, Camden and Edinburgh Fringe, follows the story of a woman who falls in love with a Vacuum. Using physical theatre, puppetry and multi-media, this ‘Sarah Kane Rave’ explores control and abusive power disguised as love.

The thing about split ends is that as soon as you cut one off, somewhere else on the head, another strand of hair will split. Cut, split, cut split, ad infinitum. Claudia, “a real tour-de-force” (ReviewsHub) is consumed by her split ends until she fell in love with a Vacuum, an actual Vacuum, who happened to be the hairiest thing she’d ever fallen in love with. A thing that made her want to pluck her arm hairs, wax her legs and cut her hair. The Vacuum would shed his hairs, leave, disappear, reappear, shed, tell her he loved her, tell her he lied, leave, shed, appear, shed, malt, love, lie, cheat, shed, shed. Claudia cut hairs, plucked hairs, vacuumed hairs, hunted hairs, waiting for him to pull the plug on what they had because she couldn’t.

In an exploration of coercive control, love and the addiction to people who hurt us, this five star production which is “as raw as they come...sheer inventiveness” (LouReviews) attempts to understand when we are meticulously in control or incredibly out of it.

“The most powerful piece of performance art I’ve had the privilege of experiencing.” Edfringe Review
“Theatre at its best.” Theatre and Arts Review
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/cardiff/split-ends/200029530740231
- **Event Categories**: art, theatre, comedy, raves
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 8

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Cardiff
- **state**: WA
- **country**: United Kingdom
- **location**: Porter's Cardiff
- **lat**: 51.480199103688
- **long**: -3.1738532396762
- **full address**: Porter's Cardiff, Athlete Kitchen, Barrack Lane, Cardiff, CF10 2FR, United Kingdom

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: Split Ends
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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Split Ends being held?
  - **A:** Split Ends takes place on Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Sat, 18 Apr, 2026 at 07:00 pm at Porter's Cardiff, Athlete Kitchen, Barrack Lane, Cardiff, CF10 2FR, United Kingdom.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Split Ends?
  - **A:** Split Ends is organized by Porter's Cardiff.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Split Ends is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Cardiff, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If Split Ends sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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