Ahoy, you slippery sea goblins The pirates are taking over Hitman’s, and the pool’s about to be wetter than the seven seas.
Prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top spectacle to ever hit dry land. This is not your average wrestling show.
We’ve got 11 wrestlers, 10 gallons of lube, and a whole lot of sliding, grappling, and absolutely unhinged pirate nonsense.
What to expect:
Lubed-up pirates slipping, sliding, and battling for glory
More belly laughs than actual wrestling technique
Enough lube to make the oil industry jealous
Absurd storylines, wild theatrics, and crowd-fueled chaos
Grab yer crew. Protect yer booty. Prepare to get shipwrecked.
Come for the wrestling, stay for the spectacle, and leave with stories you’ll definitely hesitate to tell your coworkers.
DM the wrestlers for their $20 collectors tickets or online
$30 at the door
All tickets are final sale
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