# Event Details

- **Event Name**: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 21 Nov, 2025 at 07:00 pm
- **Event Description**: With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien).

Mary Bronstein’s long-in-the-works follow up to her anxiety-ridden debut, Yeast, follows the stressful daily routine of Linda as she navigates a variety of crises. She is a therapist stretched to her limit who is taking solo responsibility for her daughter’s care while her cruise captain husband is away for months on end. Her daughter has a strange illness that causes a severe aversion to food and the round-the-clock treatments don’t seem to be helping. And the family’s situation takes a turn for the worse when the bedroom ceiling of their Montauk apartment collapses and floods the house, forcing her to relocate to a dingy hotel with a hostile clerk (Ivy Wolk) and her friend James (A$AP Rocky) who loiters around Linda’s room. All signs indicate that a breaking point is imminent.
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/burlington/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/200029173725008
- **Event Categories**: 
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 2

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Burlington
- **state**: VT
- **country**: United States
- **location**: The Film House At Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center
- **lat**: 44.477331
- **long**: -73.219681
- **full address**: The Film House At Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, 60 Lake Street,Burlington,VT,United States

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
  - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events6/banners/d8fef935599e5b1dc5a81a31a3f5f0953237266f5b372b32cc1af66ce3fcc7ef-rimg-w1200-h800-dc040404-gmir?v=1762848787

## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You being held?
  - **A:** If I Had Legs I'd Kick You takes place on Fri, 21 Nov, 2025 at 07:00 pm to Fri, 21 Nov, 2025 at 07:00 pm at The Film House At Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, 60 Lake Street,Burlington,VT,United States.
- **Q**: Who is organizing If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
  - **A:** If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is organized by Vermont International Film Festival.

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