😎☕ DAD JOKE WARNING — YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! ☕😎
This Father’s Day, bring Dad downtown Burlington, where the coffee is strong and the jokes are… questionable 😅
Why did Dad bring the car downtown?
👉 Because it needed a “brake” and a good cup of coffee! 🚗☕
Join us for:
🚗 Coffee & cars (Dad will say “they don’t make ’em like this anymore”)
☕ Coffee so good Dad won’t even ask for cream
🍔 Local food he’ll approve of
🏪 Downtown shops, restaurants & hidden gems
🤝 Meet the hard-working business owners who keep Burlington running
Bring Dad, Grandpa, or your favorite father figure and celebrate with community, laughs, and local love.
📍 Downtown Burlington
Come for the coffee. Stay for the dad jokes.
