Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
On the XIII Day of March, when the moon hangeth high o’er cobbled street and the ale floweth without mercy, there shall be wrought a night of thunder and frenzy within the hallowed walls of Ye Olde Red Lion.
Come forth, bold knights, wandering minstrels, tavern rogues, and fair maidens of stout heart, and gather beneath the timbered beams for a revel most unholy.
Forsooth! The music shall not be of lute nor harp alone, but of sorcery most fierce — a tempest of sound surging beyond two hundred beats in a minute’s reckoning. Yea, the drums shall gallop swifter than a warhorse in full charge.
Prepare thy spirit for:
⚔ Hardcore of 200 and more BPM — relentless as a battering ram upon castle gates, thundering without quarter nor mercy.
The floor shall quake as though giants stomp beneath it. Tankards shall rattle. Doublets shall be cast aside. None shall stand idle. Garments of the medieval persuasion be welcomed — cloaks, corsets, helms, and hose — yet fear not if thou comest as thy common self; all souls craving revelry shall find fellowship here.
Ale shall flow. Candles shall flicker. The bass shall reign.
So mark thy parchment:
The XIII of March
At Ye Olde Red Lion
From the hour when dusk yieldeth to darkness, until the cock dare crow.
Enter if thou art brave.
Dance if thou hast pulse.
Survive if thou canst.
Limited tickets available here, the rest will be on the door:
https://hdfst.uk/e146241
Entry requirements: 18+
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