# Event Details

- **Event Name**: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
- **Event Start and End Date**: Wed, 18 Mar, 2026 at 08:00 pm
- **Event Description**: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Dir: Mary Bronstein, 2025, USA, 113 mins, Cert: 15

Wed 18 March // 20:00

Tickets: £5

A bracing, darkly comic pressure‑cooker of a film from Mary Bronstein, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You dives headfirst into the chaos of modern caregiving, drawing out the absurdity that bubbles beneath crisis.

Linda is a therapist barely holding her life together as she navigates a collapsing house with a mysteriously unwell child and absent partner. As the walls close in, the film slips between psychological horror and frazzled comedy, building a world where stress isn’t a subplot but an atmosphere you breathe. Bronstein’s direction turns everyday panic into something uncanny, surreal, and deeply human.

We’ve long admired Bronstein’s fierce intelligence as a filmmaker and her ability to illuminate women’s interior lives with honesty, discomfort, and unexpected humour. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a major leap forward: a work that refuses easy catharsis, instead offering a portrait of burnout, responsibility, and the invisible labour of care. It’s bold, breathless, and anchored by one of the year’s most ferocious performances from Rose Byrne.

Winner: Golden Globe for Best Actress (Musical or Comedy)

Winner: Silver Bear - Best Leading Performance, Berlin Film Festival 2025 

★★★★★ "Rose Byrne is sweat-inducingly epic in this tour de force of matriarchal power...Mary Bronstein crafts a thriller of teeth-grinding magnificence" Time Out

★★★★★ "Hilarious and harrowingly brilliant" IndieWire
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/bristol/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/200029696163925
- **Event Categories**: art, entertainment, comedy, festivals, fine-arts, theatre, live-music
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 11

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket URL**: http://facebook.com/200029696163925?utm_source=AllEvents.in&utm_medium=event-discovery-platform&utm_campaign=bristol-events

## Event venue details

- **city**: Bristol
- **state**: EN
- **country**: United Kingdom
- **location**: Dove Street South, Bristol
- **lat**: 51.46182
- **long**: -2.59286
- **full address**: Dove Street South, Bristol, United Kingdom

## Event Organizer details

- **affiliate_id**: 2
- **organizer**: The Cube Microplex (https://allevents.in/org/the-cube-microplex/995623)

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Wed, 18 Mar, 2026 at 08:00 pm
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** Dove Street South, Bristol, United Kingdom
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** The Cube Microplex
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** art, entertainment, comedy, festivals, fine-arts, theatre, live-music
- **Q**: Where can I find ticket details about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You ?
  - **A:** You can find ticket details about this event on AllEvents.

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