# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Brasilia H3 N+339
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sun, 24 May, 2026 at 03:00 pm (-03:00)
- **Event Description**: Welcome to Hash N+339: The PISAC Edition 🍻🐾

After the emotional disaster that was Hash N+338 — where we said goodbye to Wine Rack and collectively pretended not to cry into our beers — it’s time to move on the only way Hashers know how:
By getting lost in unfamiliar terrain while sweating aggressively.

This week we invade PISAC, which apparently stands for Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído.

What does that actually mean?
Absolutely nobody knows.
I Googled it and still have no clue.

But according to Google Maps, it looks like the perfect place for:
•	bad navigation,
•	questionable shortcuts,
•	accidental bushwhacking,
•	and at least three near-death experiences before the beer stop.
So naturally… it’s ideal Hash territory.
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🐾 The Hares
This week’s victims—I mean hares—are the kennel power couple:
Union Jack-Off & I Love Sausage.

And knowing Union Jack-Off, we can safely expect:
•	confusing checks,
•	unnecessary hills,
•	emotional damage,
•	and at least one moment where everyone loudly screams:
“WHO THE HELL HARED THIS?!”
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📍 Start Location
PISAC – Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído
Or as Hashers will call it: “That weird place where we got lost.”
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🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners
No idea.
Good luck.
Bring a will.

🚶 Walkers
Approximately 6 km of premium disappointment featuring:
•	Getting lost
•	Blaming the hares
•	Blaming each other
•	Pretending you “know a shortcut”
•	Deep reflection on poor life choices
•	Miraculously finding the beer stop anyway
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🍻 What to Expect
🎭 Chalk Talk
Like a TED Talk…
…if TED was drunk, sunburnt, and confidently incorrect.

🍺 Beer Stop
That magical moment when:
•	your legs stop functioning,
•	your brain gives up,
•	but your liver proudly steps forward and says: “Don’t worry boys, I’ll carry us from here.”
•	
🎉 Circle
The sacred Hash ritual consisting of:
•	terrible singing,
•	offensive jokes,
•	public humiliation,
•	recycled accusations,
•	and beer of suspicious legal status.
•	
Nobody leaves with dignity.
Some barely leave conscious.
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🌦 Forecast
Expected weather conditions:
☀️ “Surface of the Sun”
Hot.
Sweaty.
Sticky.
Regrettable.
Hydration is encouraged but will mostly be replaced with beer.
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🧳 What to Bring
•	Sunscreen strong enough for nuclear fallout
•	No rain gear — dry season has arrived
•	A sense of humour (mandatory)
•	Your dignity (temporary and unnecessary)
•	Cash / beer money / emergency taxi funds
•	Possibly a rescue flare
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So lace up your worst decisions, ignore basic survival instincts, and come suffer with the rest of the degenerates.

Because remember:
This is not exercise.
It’s a travelling catastrophe…
…with a beer stop.

On On! 🍻🐾
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/bras%C3%ADlia/brasilia-h3-n339/200030071302210
- **Event Categories**: trips-adventures
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 1

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Brasília
- **state**: DF
- **country**: Brazil
- **location**: PISAC - Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído
- **lat**: -15.774221234238
- **long**: -47.869569960379
- **full address**: PISAC - Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído, UnB,Brasília,DF,Brazil

## Event gallery

- **Alt text**: Brasilia H3 N+339
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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Brasilia H3 N+339 being held?
  - **A:** Brasilia H3 N+339 takes place on Sun, 24 May, 2026 at 03:00 pm to Sun, 24 May, 2026 at 03:00 pm at PISAC - Parque de Inovação e Sustentabilidade do Ambiente Construído, UnB,Brasília,DF,Brazil.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Brasilia H3 N+339?
  - **A:** Brasilia H3 N+339 is organized by Brasilia Hash House Harriers.

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