# Event Details - **Event Name**: Brasilia H3 N+337 - **Event Start and End Date**: Sun, 26 Apr, 2026 at 03:00 pm (-03:00) - **Event Description**: Upcoming Hash N+337 – Brasilia Zoo Hash After the absolute disaster that was Hash N+336 — dragging your sorry carcasses through quadras and the Asa Sul metro like confused pigeons — it’s time to lower the bar even further. Welcome to Hash N+337: Safari Edition. Yes, you read that right, you bunch of degenerates. This time we’re invading the Brasília Zoo, because nothing says “quality life choices” like mixing wild animals with hungover Hashers. Prepare yourselves for an educational experience — meaning your hares, Sperm Bank and Opulence, will confidently explain complete nonsense about animals they’ve clearly just made up on the spot. And judging by their trail-setting skills… expect confusion, betrayal, and at least one moment where you question your will to live. ________________________________________ Of course, the holy trinity remains: • Chalk Talk (lies, presented loudly as facts) • Beer Stop (our only real belief system) • Circle (where dignity goes to die) Because tradition must survive… even if your knees, liver, and reputation don’t. ________________________________________ So drag yourself off the couch, ignore your better judgment (as usual), and come be part of a day that will definitely feel like a mistake… until the third beer. On On! 🍀 ________________________________________ 📍 Start Main gate at Brasília Zoo 🐒 Trail We head straight into safari mode. Try not to get adopted by the animals. ________________________________________ 🗺️ The Trail 🏃 Runners Adorable. No. Sit down, shut up, and have a beer, hero. 🚶 Walkers Around 5 km of premium suffering — featuring: • getting lost • blaming the hares • blaming each other • existential crisis • and finally… salvation in liquid form at the beer stop ________________________________________ 🍻 What to Expect (Besides Poor Decisions) 🎭 Chalk Talk Like a TED Talk… if TED was drunk, clueless, and aggressively wrong. 🍺 Beer Stop That beautiful moment when your legs quit… but your liver steps up like a champion. 🎉 Circle A sacred ritual involving: • terrible singing • worse jokes • public humiliation • and beer of questionable legal classification ________________________________________ 🌦 Forecast Expect conditions ranging from: • “surface of the sun” to • “build the ark” So basically: hot, sweaty, and slightly concerning. ________________________________________ 🧳 Packing List Bring: • Sunscreen strong enough to survive nuclear fallout • Rain gear / portable dignity shield • A sense of humor (mandatory) • Your dignity (optional — it won’t last) • Cash / beer money / survival fund ________________________________________ So lace up your worst decisions, hydrate like you pretend to care about yourself, and come suffer gloriously. Because remember: This is not exercise. It’s a moving disaster with beer. On On, you magnificent idiots! 🍻🐾 - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/bras%C3%ADlia/brasilia-h3-n337/200029972299122 - **Event Categories**: trips-adventures, workshops - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 1 ## Ticket Details ## Event venue details - **city**: Brasília - **state**: DF - **country**: Brazil - **location**: Zoológico De Brasília - **lat**: -15.847106328844 - **long**: -47.940888918555 - **full address**: Zoológico De Brasília, Av. das Nações Via L4 Sul -Brasilia - DF,Brasília,DF,Brazil ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Brasilia H3 N+337 - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events4/banners/68e65d63b0c08ddb8830d4acc495b8ff8915109a21af1a7f0e60bcceeb9d13ea-rimg-w1200-h1553-dcffffff-gmir?v=1776860241 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Brasilia H3 N+337 being held? - **A:** Brasilia H3 N+337 takes place on Sun, 26 Apr, 2026 at 03:00 pm to Sun, 26 Apr, 2026 at 03:00 pm at Zoológico De Brasília, Av. das Nações Via L4 Sul -Brasilia - DF,Brasília,DF,Brazil. - **Q**: Who is organizing Brasilia H3 N+337? - **A:** Brasilia H3 N+337 is organized by Brasilia Hash House Harriers. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Brasilia H3 N+337 is ideal for party-goers, social butterflies, and anyone looking for a great night out with music, drinks, and good vibes. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Brasília, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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