Dr. Frogger’s Electric Meat Suit

Dr. Frogger’s Electric Meat Suit has been summoned by the intergalactic council and is landing its mothership for ONE NIGHT ONLY to inflict its amphibian discipline on the Gold Hill General Store. The galactic order has received transmissions that the Gold Hill General Store is a frequent haunt of human debauchery, Dionysian values and offensive pornstaches. Under these circumstances Dr. Frogger has commissioned the assistance of Krampus to inflict punishment on the establishment for this naughty behavior.
Dr. Frogger’s Electric Meat Suit welcomes you to participate in the unique occasion and to receive the commanding discipline of Krampus.

DRESS CODE: Wear your sexiest interstellar attire to encourage maximum punishment from Krampus.

Important!!!

Upon arrival, slip quietly through the back door, those who knock up front tend to draw… unwanted attention. Once inside, we ask that you stow away all cameras and glowing devices. No photos, no videos, Krampus has a way of finding those who can’t resist. Step in, stay unseen, and get ready to unplug.