# Event Details - **Event Name**: The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 08:30 pm – Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 11:00 pm (-07:00) - **Event Description**: "A fusion between LCD Soundsystem and TV on the Radio." — Aaron Axelsen, Live 105About this EventAbout the BandINST | SPTFY | APL | YUTB | .COMThe Crooked Stuff is a San Francisco Bay Area trio (Tom Gorton on vocals, John Varn on synths/keys, and Nick DeRyss on drums) making all-original music at the intersection of post-punk urgency, industrial electronics, and synthesizer-driven groove. Their sound was born from polar-opposite roots: Gorton's formative years in the Washington D.C. hardcore, new wave, and go-go scenes; Varn's Bay Area psychedelic and funk rock world (he's toured with Neal Schon and Greg Rolie of Santana and Journey); and DeRyss's indie pedigree from Day Wave (Harvest/Capitol Records, Lollapalooza, Governor's Ball). Together they've built something that doesn't fit cleanly into any one space, and that's exactly the point of The Crooked Stuff.Their September 2025 EP *Darkphased* (Decimator / Black Holes / Die This Way) debuted at #10 on NACC radio Top Adds (19 adds), #3 on Sub-Modern Albums, and #159 on the NACC Top 200, landing across 50 college, community, and commercial radio stations through promo work with Pirate Promo (Wet Leg, Turnstile, Jeff Tweedy). Live 105 (SF), KEXP (Seattle), and 91X (San Diego) have all spun it. They played three shows at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2026.Fans have called it "a mash-up of Talking Heads, The Prodigy, and LCD Soundsystem with Herbie Hancock on synths." A former writer for Spin Magazine said "I can't quite put my finger on where The Crooked Stuff exists and that's what I love about it". No One Ever Mag called it "Existential Discopunk for The People!"The Crooked Stuff… Arise. Release. Be free!This show will be held inside Smiley'sIndoor evening shows at Smiley's are 21+Standing room onlyRefunds allowed up to seven days before the showIf online tickets sell out, there may be limited tickets at the doorKitchen closes at 8pm - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/bolinas/the-crooked-stuff-inside/100001994270012291 - **Event Categories**: fitness, Entertainment, Art, Festivals, Music, literary-art - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 - **Event Highlights**: - Age Limit: 21+ - door_time: 2026-09-06T02:30:00Z - Duration: 2 hours 30 minutes - Location: Smiley's Schooner Saloon, Hotel & Kitchen - Languages: English ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 12.51, max: 12.51, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Bolinas - **state**: CA - **country**: United States - **location**: Smiley's Schooner Saloon, Hotel & Kitchen - **lat**: 37.91016 - **long**: -122.685083 - **full address**: Smiley's Schooner Saloon, Hotel & Kitchen, 41 Wharf Road, Bolinas, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events9/banners/bb5c87185c917c8031d4f2b709879b62cf4d0ec070113cbad1c92c00eb690d2a-rimg-w1200-h600-dc083015-gmir.jpg?v=1784258587 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE being held? - **A:** The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE takes place on Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 08:30 pm to Sat, 05 Sep, 2026 at 11:00 pm at Smiley's Schooner Saloon, Hotel & Kitchen, 41 Wharf Road, Bolinas, United States. - **Q**: Is there an age restriction for The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE? - **A:** The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE is strictly for guests aged 21 and above. Valid government-issued photo ID is required for entry. Guests under 21 will not be admitted. The event will be presented in English. - **Q**: Who is organizing The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE? - **A:** The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE is organized by Smiley's Schooner Saloon. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** The Crooked Stuff - INSIDE is ideal for music lovers, fans of all genres, and anyone who wants to celebrate the power of music - from intimate gigs and live sessions to festivals and cultural performances. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Bolinas, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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