Bring Out Yer Dead Day
It's said that on March 1, 1665, a comet was observed in the skies above London, and this portended the Great Plague. It seems fitting then that we should remember March 1 as the day upon which we should prepare to bring out our dead, not quite dead, feeling better, what have you.
So on this, the first International Bring Out Your Dead Day, be sure to wear any Monty Python or period clothing you have, and walk around calling for people to bring out their dead. If you have a cart to pull behind you with your dead friends thereupon, do so!