🎄🔥 BATHROOM SINGING: MORTAL KRISTMAS EDITION 🔥🎄
— The night Santa and Sinterklaas settle it ON THE MIC —
🗓 Date: Friday, December 5, 2025
⏰ Time: 8PM till we melt the North Pole
📍 Location: JAM (where festive chaos is legally encouraged)
💸 Entry: FREE (because Christmas miracles are real)
❄️🎤 LET THE JAMALITY BEGIN 🎤❄️
Ho-ho-HOLD UP — the holidays just got hostile.
This year, Santa and Sinterklaas (Saint Nicholas) aren’t comparing cookies…
they’re screaming carols into golden microphones like their legends depend on it.
Around them: wild-eyed reindeer, a judgmental donkey, scheming elves, a slightly cursed snowman, and a whole choir of background carolers wondering who’s about to hit the next impossible note.
👊 CHOOSE YOUR CAROLER
Santa. Sinterklaas. Or YOU, unlocked secret character with dangerous vibrato.
This is MORTAL KRISTMAS.
No calm. No silent night. Just pure, unhinged, tinsel-soaked karaoke warfare.
🎅⚔️ TINSEL TRIALS: FESTIVE EDITION
🦌 Because your inner reindeer needs to Rudolph Rampage onstage — ROUND 1: FIGHT FOR THE SLEIGH.
🥚 Because your voice is 80% eggnog, 20% raw power, and tonight you’re going full caps lock.
🎁 Because your office Secret Santa gift was disappointing and vengeance must be sung in all-caps chorus.
🔊 Because the reindeer doubted your whistle tones and you’re coming for a FLAWLESS KRISTMAS (no voice cracks, only chaos).
🐴 Because the donkey said your last performance was “mid” — time to SLEIGH THAT OPINION with a key change.
🧝 Because the elves are placing secret bets on whether you or the snowman melts first.
🔔 Because you know “Jingle Bells”… but do you know it as a FINAL SLEIGH THEME?
🎙 Because that one Mariah note has been haunting you all year and tonight you will confront it: PROVE YOUR MERRY MIGHT.
🍭 Because candy canes are basically festive nunchucks and you were born for musical combat.
🚽 Because Christmas isn’t Christmas until someone screams a power ballad in the glow of a golden toilet and walks away to crowd chants of “FROSTLESS VICTORY!”
🌟 WHAT AWAITS YOU AT JAM 🌟
🎤 The golden microphone shimmers like a sacred artifact from an ancient Karaoke Temple, waiting for you to grab it and shout, “SLEIGH YOURSELF OVER HERE… AND DUET WITH ME!”
🚽 The golden toilet beams its holy light from its porcelain throne, ready to judge your every riff — PERFECT JAMALITY or tragic key shift.
👼 The crowd is a choir of unhinged Christmas angels, drunk on joy and questionable beverages, screaming “ONE MORE ROUND!” after every song.
🦌 Reindeer losing their minds at your high notes. Elves clapping off-beat. The snowman emotionally dissolving during every ballad.
🎶 Background carolers transforming into your accidental backing vocal squad halfway through the chorus — TAG TEAM KARAOKE unlocked.
The energy?
Think Nativity Scene meets MMA, with sleigh bells.
We have sleigh bells.
We have chaos.
We have enough festive madness to make the North Star blink twice and yell, “RE-SLEIGH!”
🎄🔥 YOUR FINAL SUMMONS 🔥🎄
Grab your carols, your courage, your ugliest sweater, your loudest voice.
This isn’t just karaoke — it’s HOLIDAY KOMBAT.
Step into the spotlight.
Face Santa. Face Sinterklaas. Face the reindeer, the donkey, the elves, the snowman, the whole wild choir.
Deliver your chorus.
Stick the final note.
Claim your JAMALITY…
And walk offstage to roaring, candy-cane-fueled chants of:
“FLAWLESS KRISTMAS!”
See you in the arena, warrior.
MORTAL KRISTMAS awaits.
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