# Event Details - **Event Name**: Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty - **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 08:00 pm – Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 11:00 pm - **Event Description**: Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!About this EventThe weather outside is frightful, but inside we're sooooo delightful! The temperatures aren't the only ones going down when we all put the longest nights to their best use. Santa Daddy's coming with a sack of toys fit for all the good little pervs, and Krampus got dat tongue and whip ready to give the naughty list their lashings. Come raise a spicy cup of cheer with the Slamily at our hedonistic hearth for the most bedtime of stories!This month, we're closing out another smutty year with the theme of "Hot Frosty". You might not have sculpted the caked-up snowman joyfriend of your dreams (yet...) but talk to us about the booty call babe who blows back into town every winter. What happened with your smokin' work crush at that office holiday party of excess? Regale us with tales of getting your halls decked or donning your gayest apparel. What did your angel look like when you got frisky in the snow?(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Uberlube. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who might just let you sit on their laps and tell them what you most desire.Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.This event has been selling out in presales, so door tickets may or may not be available. However, should they be available, they are $25 payable in cash, PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp. If the show is sold out but you want to take a chance on waiting, the Bluebird has two other bar rooms where you can enjoy food and drinks. We recommend arriving close to 7, asking the door person to take your name for the wait list, and coming back at about 7:50 to see if we've had no-shows or last-minute cancellations and can sell you a ticket. Usually we can, but buying in advance is better-- you can get a refund up to the day before the show if you can't make it.Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are furloughed, on administrative leave, or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)Doors: 7:00pmShow: 8:00pmHosted and Produced by: Diva DarlingDiva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore and co-producer of the just-debuted Smut Slam Greater Philly (with Lola Kat). She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, nightlife/event producer, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at . https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events9/banners/f4b87f70-d06d-11f0-9ccf-e72eb847d56d-rimg-w555-h740-dc171217-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events5/banners/f5047c90-d06d-11f0-8df4-05d283bd9692-rimg-w987-h740-dc070516-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events6/banners/f5399650-d06d-11f0-8df4-05d283bd9692-rimg-w987-h740-dc171813-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events7/banners/f56958e0-d06d-11f0-9ccf-e72eb847d56d-rimg-w555-h740-dc171411-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events10/banners/f5985820-d06d-11f0-949e-c77059e80991-rimg-w987-h740-dc030305-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events7/banners/f5d05810-d06d-11f0-9ccf-e72eb847d56d-rimg-w987-h740-dc181517-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events8/banners/f6017a30-d06d-11f0-9ccf-e72eb847d56d-rimg-w987-h740-dc302e2e-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events2/banners/f64783e0-d06d-11f0-8df4-05d283bd9692-rimg-w555-h740-dc33312e-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events10/banners/f682df30-d06d-11f0-949e-c77059e80991-rimg-w987-h740-dc161616-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events1/banners/f6bf4bf0-d06d-11f0-9ccf-e72eb847d56d-rimg-w987-h740-dc191612-gmir.jpg - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/baltimore/smut-slam-baltimore-hot-frosty/100001976669668188 - **Event Categories**: entertainment, art, parties, literary-art, open-mic, storytelling, performances, theatre, lgbt-pride, holiday - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 0, max: 23.18, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Baltimore - **state**: MD - **country**: United States - **location**: The Bluebird Cocktail Room - **lat**: 39.3312405 - **long**: -76.6339903 - **full address**: The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events6/banners/c317ca6f4aefb10750a77ebb39b3bbad0fcfddf49faf1dbcbabed88ac99295bf-rimg-w1200-h600-dcd4d3dc-gmir.jpg?v=1764783120 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty being held? - **A:** Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty takes place on Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 08:00 pm to Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 11:00 pm at The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty? - **A:** Tickets for Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty are priced at USD 23 per person. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityGeneral AdmissionUSD 23 + USD 3 feeAvailableGift TicketsFreeAvailableEarly BirdUSD 18 + USD 3 feeAvailableContribute towards a gift ticket!FreeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty? - **A:** Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty is organized by Smut Slam Baltimore. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Smut Slam Baltimore: Hot Frosty is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Baltimore, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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