

# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Smut Slam Baltimore: Exes and Oh's
- **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 08:00 pm – Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 11:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!About this EventIs Valentine's Day your high holiday of schmoop, or do you embrace more of a Massacre aesthetic? Either way, your Slamily is here for your tales of twitterpation or sheer pettiness! Smut Slam Baltimore is A WEEK EARLY this month, landing us right in the heart of hearts-and-flowers season. Grab your Galentine's squad, plan your steamy Valentine's date night, or even come solo and make new friends as we gather to share stories of carnal cupidity.This month, our theme of "Exes and Oh's" holds space for both your heartquake and your heartbreak. What happened in that moment of weakness when you fell back into bed with your irresistible ex? Tell us about your most luxuriously romantic dalliance. Regale us with stories of your defiant Tinder hookup on an otherwise-solo V-day. How did you flip off couple culture with a sexy solo celebration? We're suckers for love in all its forms, so give us your best sagas, whether funny, sweet, sad, cringe, or delightfully perverted! BONUS: Diva's decided you're all her Valentines, so look for treats...(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Uberlube. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who want to know if you LIKE like them, please check yes or no.Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.This event has been selling out in presales, so door tickets may or may not be available. However, should they be available, they are $25 payable in cash, PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp. If the show is sold out but you want to take a chance on waiting, the Bluebird has two other bar rooms where you can enjoy food and drinks. We recommend arriving close to 7, asking the door person to take your name for the wait list, and coming back at about 7:50 to see if we've had no-shows or last-minute cancellations and can sell you a ticket. Usually we can, but buying in advance is better-- you can get a refund up to the day before the show if you can't make it.Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are on administrative leave or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)Doors: 7:00pmShow: 8:00pmHosted and Produced by: Diva DarlingDiva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore and co-producer of the just-debuted Smut Slam Greater Philly (with Lola Kat). She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, nightlife/event producer, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. 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- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/baltimore/smut-slam-baltimore-exes-and-ohs/100001981673169796
- **Event Categories**: art, entertainment, literary-art, open-mic, storytelling, parties, performances, valentines-day, theatre, lgbt-pride, galentines-day, holiday
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 0

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket URL**: https://consumer.pxf.io/c/1339408/3151484/39691?partnerpropertyid=1191892&MediaPartnerPropertyId=1191892&svlink=14105511&level=1&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eventbrite.com%2Fe%2Fsmut-slam-baltimore-exes-and-ohs-tickets-1981673169796
- **Ticket Price Range**: min: 0, max: 23.18, currency: USD

## Event venue details

- **city**: Baltimore
- **state**: MD
- **country**: United States
- **location**: The Bluebird Cocktail Room
- **lat**: 39.3312405
- **long**: -76.6339903
- **full address**: The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States

## Event Organizer details

- **affiliate_id**: 10
- **organizer**: Smut Slam Baltimore (https://allevents.in/org/smut-slam-baltimore/26009008)

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 08:00 pm
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States
- **Q**: What is the ticket price?
  - **A:** starting from 0 up to 23.18 USD
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** Smut Slam Baltimore
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** art, entertainment, literary-art, open-mic, storytelling, parties, performances, valentines-day, theatre, lgbt-pride, galentines-day, holiday
- **Q**: Where can I find ticket details about Smut Slam Baltimore: Exes and Oh's ?
  - **A:** You can find ticket details about this event on AllEvents.

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