

# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Newtfest  SIX SEVEN
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 31 Jan, 2026 at 12:00 pm
- **Event Description**: NEWTFEST Six Seven The Nonsensical Festival!!!  Yeah thats right we are having another mutha f*cken Newtfest. Just remember You can't do epic shit with basic people!!! Picture this: a massive slab of ice glowing with the ray of sunlight, bass thumping so hard it sends ripples through all the nipples and across the frozen lake. Snowflakes swirl like confetti as people sip their totties with thoughts of being naughty, A bonfire crackles at the center of the crowd while the DJ in a fur‑lined parka drops beats that no one knows where they were found.  Nawww it's more like when you jizz on her butthole and she farts it up like a sperm whale Ha! or like when you see your Ex working at Subway and you have that bitch make you a sandwich for old times' sake. "Wild times Bitch"
Now that's Newtfest!!!  This year we will have ICE!! no not that ice you sick bastards its ok if Juan and Diego show up they are safe. We like to party so remember what happens at Newtfest stays at Newtfest kinda like the Epstein files. OK OK don't get all but hurt my little snowflakes we are just haven fun. So, for real there is going to be some fun shit this year, we have always heard from everyone "you should have band" well guess what we gotta Damn band! and this dude Can Rock you like a wagon wheel but if Stevey does his homework he'll rock you like a Hurricane. There will be a race Track  set up like usual  but we got a timing set up this year to see who is the fastest MoFo on the lake. (fastest lap time) So who will it be one of the Oco boys, TWL boys Cboys or anyone in between?  Sxs's are always a popular weapon of choice but we have also seen dirt bikes,atv's, three wheels hell even Pro4's have shown up so get your shit dialed in . This is no bullshit there will be food,raffles and other shit out on the ice as well as all the awesome stuff up at the Lakeside and be sure to try their new Newtfest drink its sure to make your Bunghole tingle.  Ok So what do you think? Let's Invade Newtfest like it was Venezuela!!  Oh and one last thing! Remember that Christamas is over. so If you sit on a stranger's lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore. Stay classy See Ya at Newtfest BITCHES   SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/athelstane/newtfest-six-seven/200029481396411
- **Event Categories**: entertainment, music, parties, sports, festivals
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 132

## Ticket Details

- **Ticket URL**: http://facebook.com/200029481396411?utm_source=AllEvents.in&utm_medium=event-discovery-platform&utm_campaign=athelstane-events

## Event venue details

- **city**: Athelstane
- **state**: WI
- **country**: United States
- **location**: Newton Lake Rd, Athelstane, WI 54104, United States
- **lat**: 45.35033
- **long**: -88.12188
- **full address**: Newton Lake Rd, Athelstane, WI 54104, United States

## Event Organizer details

- **affiliate_id**: 2
- **organizer**: Because we like to have fun (https://allevents.in/org/because-we-like-to-have-fun/25254721)

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Sat, 31 Jan, 2026 at 12:00 pm
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** Newton Lake Rd, Athelstane, WI 54104, United States
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** Because we like to have fun
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** entertainment, music, parties, sports, festivals
- **Q**: Where can I find ticket details about Newtfest  SIX SEVEN ?
  - **A:** You can find ticket details about this event on AllEvents.

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