# Event Details - **Event Name**: No Sh*t There I was... - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 01 Nov, 2025 at 03:00 pm – Sat, 01 Nov, 2025 at 09:00 pm - **Event Description**: A veteran storytelling night with open mic moments, standup comedy, and a pop-up market filled with amazing veteran-owned businesses.About this EventJoin Us for a Veteran Event Like No OtherThis is more than an event. This is a movement.No Sht, There I Was…* is a raw, real, and uplifting evening built around the voices of those who have worn the uniform and those who serve our communities every day.We are bringing together veterans, law enforcement, firefighters, EMS, and families for a night of laughter, storytelling, entrepreneurship, and connection.Come hear the moments that shaped our lives.Come share your own.Come be part of something real.Date & Time? Saturday, November 1, 2025? Vendor & Pop-Up Showcase: 3:00 PM? Storytelling & Open Mic: 6:00 PM – 9:00 PM? Lost Rhino Brewing Company – Ashburn, VA(Free onsite parking | Indoor & outdoor space | Rain or shine)Speakers & PartnersFeaturing voices and support from:Veterans Growing AmericaAfghanistan United FrontLiboRiskLeaders and operators from CIA, FBI, DIASpecial Forces & Navy SEALsAfghanistan CommandosLocal Sheriffs, Police Chiefs, and Fire Department LeadersWhat to Expect? Veteran & First Responder Open Mic – Raw, hilarious, and heartfelt stories of service? Stand-up Comedy – A few laughs to lighten the soul? Fire Truck On-Site – A hit with the kids? Face Painting & Games – Family fun for all ages?️ Veteran & First Responder-Owned Small Business Market – Featuring handcrafted goods, apparel, art, tactical gear, and more? Craft Beer by Lost Rhino Brewing Co. – Enjoy a cold drink while connecting with the community? Raffle Giveaway – Win a Premium DTS Map (a $400 handcrafted tribute to your service journey)Why You Should Be ThereBecause connection matters.Because your story matters.Because this community needs a space to laugh, cry, share, and heal.Whether you are a veteran, a military spouse, a Gold Star family member, a first responder, or a civilian who supports the mission, you belong here.Ticket Options?️ General Admission – Includes event access and your first beer (non-beer tickets available)?️ Vendor Booths – 10x10 space to showcase your business or nonprofit, with mic time to introduce your brand? Event Sponsors – Support the mission and gain visibility at the event and online? Supporter Donations – Can’t make it? Contribute and know you’re helping veterans and first responders continue their mission beyond the uniformCommunity Impact? A portion of proceeds will benefit , supporting U.S. Special Operations Forces veterans and their families through mentorship, wellness, and emergency relief.Family-Friendly | Indoor & Outdoor Venue | Free Parking | Rain or ShineCome share your story. Come hear others. Or just come enjoy a cold beer in great company. Either way, you’ll be part of something real.⚠️ Parent Advisory: While the vendor market and family activities are all-ages, the open mic storytelling may include strong language, adult themes, and unscripted stories involving trauma or combat. Parental discretion is advised during the 6–9 PM storytelling segment.Stay Connected? Lost Rhino Brewing: @lostrhinobrew? Veteran Command: @dtsmap? Website: www.dtsmap.comAgenda?: 03:00 PM - 09:00 PMVeteran Vendor VillageInfo: Step outside and explore our Vendor Village, a curated marketplace of veteran-owned and first responder-owned small businesses, nonprofits, and community partners. From handcrafted goods and apparel to tactical gear, art, jewelry, and family-friendly services, the Vendor Village is where stories, entrepreneurship, and community meet. It’s more than shopping — it’s about discovering the creativity and resilience of those who continue to serve in new ways. Enjoy food, shop local, meet business owners, and support veteran and first responder entrepreneurs who are building their next mission.?: 06:00 PM - 09:00 PMOpen Mic Show TimeHost: Michael DeiblerInfo: When the clock hits 6, the mic goes live. This is the heartbeat of the night. Veterans, law enforcement, firefighters, EMTs, and family members step up to share real stories—funny, raw, and everything in between. No scripts. No pressure. Just a respectful room ready to listen. What to expect Short, punchy stories that hit hard and uplift A supportive crowd that gets it Space for first-time speakers and seasoned storytellers How to jump in Add your name to the list at the host table Keep it to 3 to 5 minutes Speak your truth and leave it all on the stage Bring your voice. Bring your courage. This is where connection happens. - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/ashburn/no-sht-there-i-was/100001625343830149 - **Event Categories**: open-mic, comedy, music, entertainment, business, health-wellness, storytelling, kids, pop-ups, live-music, nonprofit, art, trips-adventures, shopping, mental-health - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 2 - **Event Highlights**: - Duration: 6 hours - Location: Lost Rhino Brewing Company - Languages: English ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 0, max: 1068.91, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Ashburn - **state**: VA - **country**: United States - **location**: Lost Rhino Brewing Company - **lat**: 39.0161522 - **long**: -77.4756914 - **full address**: Lost Rhino Brewing Company, 21730 Red Rum Drive, Ashburn, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: No Sh*t There I was... - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events7/banners/f8e24a8314ca8678a7fac1408333c4f0191a2dd3bcd35255a16eeb0efc7e639a-rimg-w1200-h900-dc615b4c-gmir.jpg?v=1762317261 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is No Sh*t There I was... being held? - **A:** No Sh*t There I was... takes place on Sat, 01 Nov, 2025 at 03:00 pm to Sat, 01 Nov, 2025 at 09:00 pm at Lost Rhino Brewing Company, 21730 Red Rum Drive, Ashburn, United States. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for No Sh*t There I was...? - **A:** Tickets for No Sh*t There I was... are priced at USD 1,069 per person. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityGeneral Supporter (1x Beer)USD 23 + USD 3 feeAvailableGeneral Supporter (Not drinks)USD 18 + USD 3 feeAvailableEarly Bird Vendor BoothUSD 162 + USD 12 feeAvailableGeneral Vendor BoothUSD 215 + USD 15 feeAvailableCorporate BoothUSD 535 + USD 35 feeAvailableCorporate Sponsor BoothUSD 1,069 + USD 69 feeAvailableVeteran Supporter DonationFreeAvailableDTS MapUSD 215 + USD 15 feeLimitedDTS Map (Push-Pins)USD 18 + USD 3 feeLimitedVendor Mic TimeUSD 55 + USD 5 feeLimited - **Q**: Who is organizing No Sh*t There I was...? - **A:** No Sh*t There I was... is organized by Veteran Command. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** No Sh*t There I was... is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Ashburn, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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