🚨🚨🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT: BOUNCY CASTLE UPRISING IMMINENT 🚨🚨🚨
OPTIMUS PRIME HAS ISSUED A CODE RED:
THE BOUNCY CASTLES ARE REBELLING.
After years of enduring juice spills and overexcited toddlers, the inflatable army has HAD ENOUGH. Their demands? More snack breaks. Less shoes. Total playground domination.
ONLY YOU CAN HELP THE AUTOBOTS SAVE SUMMER.
📍 MISSION ZONE: Almondsbury Creative
📅 DATE: July 13th
🕒 TIME: 12-5pm
🦾 MISSION DETAILS:
BOUNCE HOUSE BATTLE ROYALE: Optimus Prime vs. The World’s Stickiest Slide
BUMBLEBEE’S SLIP ‘N SLIDE OF SHAME: Now with 200% more squeaky noises
CLASSIFIED SNACK OPERATIONS: Churros so good they’re almost suspicious
TOP SECRET TUNNEL OF DOOM: May contain either a ball pit or a portal to Cybertron (bring socks just in case)
⚠️ WARNING:
This event may cause uncontrollable laughter
Side effects include questioning why Bumblebee is better at limbo than you
0% chance Megatron will show up (but 100% chance he’s jealous)
🎟️ TICKETS: £12 Children
#BounceOrDieTrying #OptimusWantsSnacksToo #SaveTheSlides
P.S. If the bouncy castle winks at you… play along. We don’t need another incident.
APPROVED BY:
Optimus Prime (probably)
The Toddler Who Just Licked a Slide (definitely)
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