Don't like harsh language? Well golly, don't be a sourpuss!
On February 15/16 you will have the opportunity to be treated to the greatest darn chuckle you've ever been able to muster from deep within your loins! $5 admission to both shows and drinks so cheap you'll curse to yourself, "No way, you ruffian! Get out of town with haste, for I don't believe my eyes at these low low prices! You must be joking!"
We ARE joking. All blasted weekend.
The first show will be the friggin' best:
"WHOSE THEATRE IS IT ANYWAY?"
On Friday February 15th STARWIPE COMEDY performs their trademark high-energy, wild-character, high/low/medium brow improv! Come out, enjoy super cheap drinks and get in on a little audience participaction, STARWIPE style.
THEN, THE FOLLOWING NIGHT...
The second show will be the equally friggin' best:
"AL VAL PRESENTS: (EN)LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE"
On Saturday February 16th, should you choose to quit being a bumbling buffoon with your head in the clouds, you will be treated to the inane, meandering ramblings of either one of the most focused, brilliant young minds of our generation or a complete and utter chowderhead. Either way, this bag's for you!
AL VAL headlines a stacked line-up of stand-up comedians, collected from far and wide for their joke delivering prowess. Don't be a bumbleberry crumble, have some cheap drinks, and laugh until you lose your fanny!
MC'd by MONTY SCOTT
Featuring ADAM HENKEL AND PAUL THOMPSON
Once again, both shows are $5 at the door at 299 Augusta Ave. (Electric Theatre), ridiculously cheap drinks, and both shows at 9pm.
...And please excuse the harsh language in this description. We're trying our fucking best.