The Mayan’s say the world will end in 2012. Ryan Freedom Festival is in 2012. Coincidence?
Ryan Freedom Festival and the Apocalypse:
"Timewave zero" is a numerological formula that purports to calculate the ebb and flow of "novelty", defined as increase over time in the universe's interconnectedness, or organized complexity. According to Terence McKenna, the universe has a teleological attractor at the end of time that increases interconnectedness, eventually reaching a singularity of infinite complexity in 2012, at which point anything and everything imaginable will occur simultaneously….
-Reliable, Trustworthy, Wikipedia
…And that point in time is RFF, July 14, 2012! Anything and everything imaginable will occur simultaneously, if you aren’t there, you’re in the wrong place.
Headlining:
Nimbus 9. The Band has arranged their summer touring schedule to play for us at RFF! The band starts between 8 and 9pm and plays until the End of Days.
http://www.nimbus9.net
Featuring:
But you’ll want to arrive well before then with your friends and their cousins friends. Early afternoon, Party Time Pig Roasting will be serving up some bacon, and who doesn’t like bacon?!
http://www.Partytimepigroasting.com
From the Sky:
If there is sufficient interest from you party rockers, I’ll be having my friends at CR Helicopters drop in late morning to give helicopter rides thru lunch out of the neighborhood in one of their R-44s.
http://www.crhelicopters.com
*Just so there is no misconceptions here, I will not be flying. The Certified Flight Instructors or CR Helo’s will be piloting the aircraft, so you are in capable hands. This will occur if I get a sufficient number of pre-bookings. Let me know if you’re UP for a 15 -30min demo flight with grand views of Mt. Monadnock, and I’ll take it from there. RSVP please.
http://www.monadnockmountain.com
And That’s Not all:
(* the following is best read while listening to the song, “Good Feeling” by Flo-Rida…go ahead, I’ll wait)
As any true festival should, RFF will feature some common and not so common activities:
• Adult Bouncy House
• Cotton Candy Machine
• Volley Ball in the back
• Drinking games such as but not limited to Poleish Horse Shoes, Beer Pong, and a big something I like to call Lawn Pong (you’ll see)
• Airhockey, Ping Pong, Foosball, and Wii Sports Resort in basement projector room
• Kegs and Bar- positioned in and around 46 Orchard View, perhaps in a row boat- who’s got one?
• ICE LUGE
• Portable Hot Tub
• Event Tent
• There will be a back room set up for LEGAL card games
• Live Pony Sized Unicorns
• Glow Stick Rave late night in the garage
• Port-a-Potties, from Dave’s Septic Service: http://www.davesseptic.com
I know what you are thinking, but I already booked a cleaning service. It may also be of interest to note that there will be very little furniture the house…some people have said “that’s cool”, I’m not sure if they’re just being polite, but the truth is…it is cool….and by “very little”, I mean “none”, not miniature sized.
RFF is not a party, RFF is a cataclysmic event!
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Anything and everything imaginable will occur simultaneously.
Come celebrate my freedom from tyranny, oppression, and my return from exile to my home and to my neighborhood, with any luck, I’ll be exiled again! –Ryan OUT
Disclaimer: This event has been sanctioned by the local authorities and the neighborhood association has been consulted during the early planning stages of said event. The tail rotor of a helicopter can produce a high frequency noise inaudible to humans, but intolerable to dogs. Dogs can pose a safety concern to the pilot and crew should they approach the aircraft. Specifically, dogs have been known to bite the spinning tail rotor. Leave your dog at home. No animals have been harmed or injured in the creation of RFF. If you bring illegal substances to RFF, you will be, and prosecuted. As the festival draws near, I will be providing a parking map, strict adherence is required, follow signs and parking attendants. Dress code is optional. 21+ Attendance only. Staying over is encouraged, drinking and driving is illegal in Wilton, NH.
