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Tyler Waugh’s silver Ducati purred down the foggy streets of
Lawrence (New Compton). The streets were empty; the weak
had trembled in their apartment like holes. Only pack leading
animals remained in this city. Though new suede’s heart
pounded with intensity, his hands remained calm. In truth,
Tyler Waugh was in utter control of all his senses. But his
eyes were rolled back, and his brain was in a mindless state
of euphoria. His psyche then merged into a higher path. As if
the universe was shifting, Tyler Waugh perpetually hovering
in a soundless space vacuum towards nothing.
Tyler Waugh suddenly awoken back into conscience. But
didn’t find himself in his city riding a man made beast of
Italian genius, but in a rice farm in Edo period Japan. The air
was murky and the sky was pre storm gray. New Suede
donned a bright orange Kimono with Disney characters
cavorting. The rumble of thunder and the humid breeze
unsettled the yung squire for not only was his situation an
impossible one but the farm itself seemed abandoned.
As he walked towards the village he soon learned that his
expectations were in fact the opposite. The village teemed
with bad bitches. Trading and making means of their own.
Tyler Waugh was completely perplexed. What forces have
brought him to this past? Is he dead? Did he smoke a few too
many bath salts? Probably both. Such an errie feeling that
was over coming New Suede.
Then with no warning, all the inhabitants of this village froze.
They turned towards the village’s single dojo, kneeled then
bowed, unmoving. This peaked Tyler Waugh’s curiosity, maybe
the answers that he so yearned for took shelter in this now
illuminated structure. He slowly walked towards this building,
every step dodging the backs of bad bitchdom. What lies
behind these bamboo sheet doors. Will life’s answers finally
be revealed? Slowly he slid the doors open. He met eyes with
sharp, piercing eyes of blue. It was the all mighty Riff Raff,
naked, body covered in yakuza tattoo, face covered with rice,
bathing in Sizzurp. Nearby was a heavily leaned and highly
seductive Lil Debbie, with eyes ablaze and a blunt in hand.
Tyler Waugh suddenly awoke in a hospital room, covered in
bandages and stirrups. His body ached. He wondered how
long he’d been out. He felt broken, unable to move. It must
have been days since he barley survived the Ducati wreck
that paralyzed a school bus full of kids from their little necks
down. His brief misadventure to the past was merely a dream
traveled in utter unconsciousness. But then Tyler Waugh
became observant of an open note on the chest of his casted
body, just barely in place for his eyes to see. And so he saw,
eyes widened and brain devastated, news brought down by
leader of The Bad Bitch Racketeering mafia known as Bear
Club, MORRI$.
“Lick your wounds, we’ll need your photo making talents for
when Riff Raff takes the stage at the Back to School Goomba
Rave…..”
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