HEFTNERS

Hugh HefTner is a man of great taste. A man known for his love of beautiful women and velvet smoking jackets.

However, Mr. HefTner has also been known to have a soft spot for Hefty Bangers, and an occasional six or seven pints of Mad Dog in his parlour of choice, FIBBER MAGEES.

One particular night, after necking about 9 pints and throwing a few of his girlfriends down the stairs listening to his favorite band, 'Gojira', he got bored. Having no one to share his love for Hefty music with, he decided to ring his two best mates DJaysis and DJarse for a few laughs and a bit of a chin wag. Pony talk ensued for the best part of the phone call until they stumbled upon the idea of hosting a night of Hefty music and cheap gargle. An idea hatched by millions before them, but none quite achieving the Heft that these three enthusiasts had in mind, about a 9 on the Richtar scale.

And so we would like to invite you and any of your Hefty mates to the official launch of HEFTNERS:

Fibber Magees downstairs

Admission to this night of Bangery will cost 5 of your Heftiest notes.

Contains two pool tables for those looking to wrap their guns around a few holes.

And of course the punch bag, to which the one with the Heftiest punch will be awarded a special prize at the end of the night.

ALL PINTS AND SHOTS: 3 EURO
PINT BOTTLES OF KOPPERBERG: 4 EURO
COCKTAILS: 4 EURO

GET YOUR ARSES DOWN AND FEEL THE HEFT.